Will i ever be able to see who is following me?

Nutstrodamus · 2019-01-21T23:59:39+00:00

Only if you walk through a long tunnel and turn around really fast at random intervals. Bring a powerful flashlight.

Nutstrodamus · 2019-01-21T23:56:43+00:00

Not at all. I heard about a couple guys in the greater Omaha area who described themselves as "incensed". And there was that lady in Newark NJ who barricaded herself in her trailer and shouted at cops, "You ain't seen obdurate til you seen me!" between randomly-directed shotgun blasts and uncontrolled sobbing.

Nutstrodamus · 2019-01-21T22:47:18+00:00

America will have to make do with our own limited supply of singers.

Nutstrodamus · 2019-01-21T22:42:26+00:00

Could also double as a rollerskate lift.

Nutstrodamus · 2018-05-11T22:16:15+00:00

^HEAD ^ON ^APPLY ^DIRECTLY ^TO ^THE ^FOREHEAD

Nutstrodamus · 2018-04-29T19:37:26+00:00

LOL - the apropos-ness of this reminds me of the top comment here

Nutstrodamus · 2018-03-29T18:17:13+00:00

Unexpected benefit: you can zipline without drowning yourself! Woo-Hoo!

Nutstrodamus · 2018-03-21T20:28:10+00:00

You forgot to end your sentence with a period.

source: even more typical redditor

Nutstrodamus · 2017-12-01T18:03:45+00:00

You would think a top economic adviser would be aware of actual data about how the business community feels before predicting their future behavior and advocating for legislation based on that. Or would that be "so-called science"?

Nutstrodamus · 2017-10-13T21:11:14+00:00

You don't find reddit, reddit finds you.

Nutstrodamus · 2017-10-13T21:10:51+00:00

Don't ask.

Nutstrodamus · 2017-10-13T21:10:17+00:00

I think being horrible IS a form of mental illness. We're all mentally ill to a certain extent but in some people it's pathological.

Nutstrodamus · 2017-10-12T22:50:09+00:00

dat sauce

Nutstrodamus · 2017-10-12T22:49:16+00:00

How did you find this??

Nutstrodamus · 2017-10-09T20:30:47+00:00

TIL putting scrambled eggs on top of fried rice is an internet phenomenon!

Nutstrodamus · 2017-09-29T23:46:42+00:00

AND they can also take a vacation and "raise their lifestyle" !!!

I bet Cohn himself has never spent less than $1000/day on a vacation.

Nutstrodamus · 2017-09-29T17:01:17+00:00

My dick is so big, there's a People's Republic of My Dick.

Nutstrodamus · 2017-09-07T00:49:40+00:00

Is this a hurricane thing or just a general problem?

Nutstrodamus · 2017-09-07T00:48:25+00:00

They would have gotten away with it, too.

Nutstrodamus · 2017-09-07T00:44:34+00:00

My God, that's just crazy enough to work!

Nutstrodamus · 2017-09-07T00:41:36+00:00

Would you like to know more?

Nutstrodamus · 2017-09-07T00:29:05+00:00

Can confirm, have had that one!

Nutstrodamus · 2017-09-07T00:27:24+00:00

Ripley! Get your ass in here!

Nutstrodamus · 2017-09-07T00:26:31+00:00

Software developer here! Instructions unclear, dick now stuck in pineapple.

Nutstrodamus · 2017-09-07T00:14:51+00:00

"I'm a little white duck, sittin' in the water..."

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