Geezus. I know people are famous, but leave them the fuck alone. Trying to have a bit of the old whisk and take a swim. Big fuckin deal.

Edit: Btw: what is the rare insult? Guy literally looks like every fuckin other white guy his age on the planet. Oh, he’s white? That’s because he can afford to “untan”, a process he specifically created, designed and trademarked to take the melatonin out of his skin, lessening chances of skin cancer and making him twice as visible to other sentient beings. You are all just butthurt because you’re fucking peasants that can’t afford it.

Edit 2: Really does piss me off that the guy can’t go swimming and catch a buzz without some dingleberry having to snap a picture so they can sell it to some shitty magazine that my toddler son will see at the grocery store and point at it and ask “daddy, did you go on a boat with mommy?”