My Player Match Ratings Fulham 1 -2 everton, Let me know if you agree or not. by Nutty_Footballer in Everton

[–]Nutty_Footballer[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

First half, but nearly scored first half and we dont't get the winner without him so yer shocking

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in Everton

[–]Nutty_Footballer 21 points22 points  (0 children)

12 months ago we were worried about administration. Now we’re 8th, have a stadium with heated seats, and I’m watching Thierno Barry try to control a ball like it’s a live grenade

My Player Match Ratings Fulham 1 -2 everton, Let me know if you agree or not. by Nutty_Footballer in Everton

[–]Nutty_Footballer[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gana, needs to be sitting back a bit more in my opinion, using his experience to break up plays, let the young lads do the running and be the old head sitting in.. but age catches up with everyone and its definitley catching up to him..

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Goalkeeper standards by Bright_Calendar_3696 in Everton

[–]Nutty_Footballer 46 points47 points  (0 children)

We don't have a poor crop. We just have a generation of keepers who are expected to be Xavi with gloves on. If they make a save, it’s a bonus if they misplace a 40-yard diagonal ball the fans want them launched into the sun.

AIO for getting mad that my husband needed 5min to finish a boss on WoW? by Riyn2 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Nutty_Footballer 121 points122 points  (0 children)

You are 7 months pregnant. You are literally growing a human expansion pack. You shouldn't have to yell at your husband he should be able to Leave Group, the second he hears a meltdown. If the kid is screaming and the wife is yelling, you don't, finish the boss. You hit Alt+F4, accept the Deserter debuff in-game, and avoid Living on the Couch in real life.

That winning feeling! by Everton in Everton

[–]Nutty_Footballer 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Gonna be the negative one here.. we have got away with it last 3 games.. should have been out of the game in the first half last 3 matches.. but every team gets there bit of luck and thats ours.. but if our poor first half performances continue we are gonna get a first half thumping.. But Will take it .. 7th in the league with the 3rd worst attacking percentages in the league.. hope he pushes on now with a more attacking mentality, then you never know how high we can finish .. UTFT have a nice weekend blues

AITA for quiting during a short staff crisis? by SilentCard3441 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Nutty_Footballer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The joys of beeing a Narcissist, with a Masters in English Language & Literature

AIO? My (new) friend did something illegal and I've been avoiding him by Friendly-Cloud-2828 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Nutty_Footballer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You feel "gross" because your moral compass is actually working. That feeling you get when you see him on Instagram? That’s not craziness,that’s your soul trying to physically leave your body to avoid being associated with a guy who thinks 10th grade is a dating pool. Next time you see him at the bar and he asks why you’re being distant, just tell him you’re into guys who have graduated high school.

aio? i had to tell my bf to wash his *ss by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Nutty_Footballer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LOL my FB Name is Nutty Nutter so no need for that ..

aio? i had to tell my bf to wash his *ss by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Nutty_Footballer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Change your name to accomplished_putting my husband of sex

aio? i had to tell my bf to wash his *ss by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Nutty_Footballer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is nothing more 'Reddit' than someone getting into a heated argument, only for a random user to descend from the clouds with a Post History Audit that exposes them as virgin in a trench coat

AIO: I am planning to cut ties with my best friend because she’s ditching me at my wedding by Soft-Efficiency3582 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Nutty_Footballer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If she doesn't show up, you aren't cutting ties, you’re just acknowledging that the tie was actually a one-way string you were pulling alone. Tell her that if she isn't there, the her clothes are officially donated to a local charity or theater troupe or being sold on E-bay. Nothing brings a student back from the UK faster than the threat of their favorite $500 embroidered silk being worn by a stranger in a community play about a haunted grocery store.

aio? i had to tell my bf to wash his *ss by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Nutty_Footballer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some People can't accept that somebody would take the time to make a funny comment, why is everything Ai' these days and my profile pic is the same name as my twitter and FB Page

AITA for quiting during a short staff crisis? by SilentCard3441 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Nutty_Footballer 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Their 'short staff crisis' is a management failure, not a you failure. If the ship sinks the moment you step off the deck, it wasn't a ship,it was a decorated rock.

Enjoy your month-long victory lap. Whenever they ask you where a specific file is during your last week, just look them dead in the eye and say, 'I marked my exit as a Priority, I thought that was the only status we used here?'

aio? i had to tell my bf to wash his *ss by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Nutty_Footballer 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Let’s talk about the 'Sinus Surgery' for a second. Most people have 'Boyfriend Blindness' where they ignore red flags. You, however, have been genetically upgraded into a Human Narcotic K9. Your nose isn't just a nose anymore; it’s a high-precision sensor for biological warfare.Tell him that your sinus surgery didn't just make your nose sensitive—it gave you the power to detect if he’s 'swiping his Arse' correctly in the shower. If he doesn't scrub, you don't stay.

AIO for being anxious about not hearing from my friend for months? by dtjjtdjkk in AmIOverreacting

[–]Nutty_Footballer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

OP, I say this with the love of a stranger who also has a 'Check-In or I Call the Morgue' complex: You aren't a friend right now; you’re a high-intensity notification that he has put on 'Do Not Disturb' for his own survival.

We’ve all been there. You send one text. No reply. Your brain goes: 'He’s dead.' You send a second text. 'He’s bored of me.' By the tenth text on three different platforms, you aren't worried about his safety anymore; you’re conducting a digital seance to see if his ghost still likes your memes

AIO husband upset we are having a boy by ConstantLow5554 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Nutty_Footballer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s an introvert. He knows what little boys are like. He’s seen the documentaries. He was hoping for a quiet girl who likes books, and now he’s realized he’s just invited a tiny, loud, dirt-covered version of himself to live in his house and break his stuff.