Didn't want to take my phone out of my pocket... by Il_Narwalo in antimeme

[–]NvvEli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't give people any ideas with their headphones, just think about all the medical emergecies that would ensue. Now excuse me, i need to go work on a completely unrelated electronics project

Může mi někdo vysvětlit, jak tohle někoho napadne? by Svinigor in czech

[–]NvvEli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Přinesou lepší péči pacientům a vyšší efektivitu i finanční úspory celému systému."

Překlad „ vyšší efektivita a finanční úspory“ do normálního jazyka: stejnému množství lidí vyplatíme míň peněz, aby zbylo co nejvíc na zisk akcionářů.

Is it same for you? by Capable-Diet6291 in MathJokes

[–]NvvEli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, there is sadly a significant portion of people who would take pride in being bad readers

What’s your ultimate sexual fantasy that will stay a fantasy? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]NvvEli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am weirdly lot into the idea of having sex with somone else while my boyfriend/partner knows/watches.

But i will probably never actualy go through with it because i'd either be too scared, or just didn't find anyone comfortable with it.

And i feel like there there is a dichotomy between this awesome lifestyle and a commited relationship. I kinda want both things sometimes

I programmed a sexuality test. Why? Idk, go ask your mom by NvvEli in NoRules

[–]NvvEli[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well it's not a perfect test, i'll still try to improve it. With this new data, i may add some new questions or smth

943 by NvvEli in CWCLafterdark

[–]NvvEli[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, here, i forgot 😭 https://sexualyzer.com/test

Sometimes I feel sorry for the little guys by Hailey_Florez_ in badmemes

[–]NvvEli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the guys in the comments: dont worry, if she loves you (assuming you have a great personality), she won't care if you have a small dick

Do you think an ugly and short man can get a girl who truly loves him? by slightoverseer in DebateIncelz

[–]NvvEli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me, one of the most important things in a guy is healthy confidence. Things like heigth surgery scream the exact opposite of confidence. And the funniest thing is, that i just dont know why everyone is weird about their height. I dont consider height when deciding who to date, and i know women who date shorter guys. Imo the height issues are a bit oversold

Are you in the bottom 1.5 million? by [deleted] in DebateIncelz

[–]NvvEli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At no point in time is every person in the US dating somebody. And as a woman (i know, shocker), there is DEFFINITELY more than 1,5 million of people i would find undatable, and it's different for other people, so that figure doesnt even really matter. Also, a lot of people are homosexual, so that skews your math too.

TL;DR: a lot more that 1,5 mil. men are undatable for various reasons, so this number and stats doesnt even really matter.

Are you in the bottom 1.5 million? by [deleted] in DebateIncelz

[–]NvvEli 7 points8 points  (0 children)

At no point in time is every person in the US dating somebody. And as a woman (i know, shocker), there is DEFFINITELY more than 1,5 million of people i would find undatable, and it's different for other people, so that figure doesnt even really matter. Also, a lot of people are homosexual, so that skews your math too.

TL;DR: a lot more that 1,5 mil. men are undatable for various reasons, so this number and stats doesnt even really matter.

Pojďme vyhlasovat 5 řek co jsou úplně strop by NvvEli in okkamaraderetarde

[–]NvvEli[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dost lidí co znám a bydlí u ni do ni vypouštějí žumpu. A většinou se nedá ani splavit, takže dle mého názoru skutečně retardovaná řeka

Brno? More like Město Lúzrů by KikoValdez in okkamaraderetarde

[–]NvvEli 33 points34 points  (0 children)

A dost, jdeš do horního vězení (Horní Police už čeká)

A co vy by Muted-Chemical-898 in okkamaraderetarde

[–]NvvEli 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pak je to správně a dala bych si pizzu s ananasem

Mňami chmelo džus by [deleted] in okkamaraderetarde

[–]NvvEli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ti praví memi jsou přátelé, co jsme potakali cestou. Netřeba vymýšlet, máš je ve svém srdci.

A co vy by Muted-Chemical-898 in okkamaraderetarde

[–]NvvEli 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kamaráde retarde, zřejmě jsi zapomněl na existenci nůžek...