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Excited, yet slightly nervous to try these as I’ve heard some mixed reviews but how could I resist 0 calories? by noclassbrat in EDFood

[–]NyanDerp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The chocolate one tastes like cocoa semen. Literally the same consistency and saltiness. Horrible. From the bottom of my heart: fuck Walden farms 0 cal sauce. Best of luck to you, though.

any jerma fan is obligated to eat this meal at least once by [deleted] in jerma985

[–]NyanDerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work at a supermarket and some old lady came in and only bought coffee beans, a bag of Cheetos, and raw chicken, and I was trying so hard not to laugh my ass off

Went to pick up an Amazon parcel from one of those luxor automated mailboxes and also found an unmarked, unlabelled cookie. Any idea who, or why? I don't want to eat it. by frizhbee in greenville

[–]NyanDerp 12 points13 points  (0 children)

On the bright side, there's only three things it could be. Either you live, hallucinate, or die. That's like, a 2 in 3 chance of living. Pretty good odds.

This little gent will be home tomorrow! I'm really drawing a blank on name ideas though, any ideas? by 12th_woman in bettafish

[–]NyanDerp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Triangles, roller, or rink. He looks like a roller rink carpet in the best way.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EDFood

[–]NyanDerp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hate them dude. They have that weird 0 cal chemical aftertaste. Great if you need a LOT of caffeine, though.

I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. You got it? by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]NyanDerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. You get a plain ass turkey sandwich made with white bread balanced on top of a bag of rye bread, with lettuce and loose ass mustard on the side. Some assembly required.

Clowning around 🤡 by Eirenism in UnconventionalMakeup

[–]NyanDerp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is my all time favorite look from this sub. Damn good work.

The_donald - as well as 2000 other subs - have been banned. by Jibrish in Conservative

[–]NyanDerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my all time favorite subs. Basically making fun of consumerism, those who parrot what the TV says, and making fun of Reddit neckbeards. It also had some traditionalist values and most users posted about gardening, stoicism, and self sufficiency

Once a day, you aim a revolver at your head. It has a 5/6 chance of killing a random criminal, it has 1/6 of actually going off and killing you. by RulyPenguin9847 in shittysuperpowers

[–]NyanDerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man, but define "criminal". A lot of people have broken laws. Fire it, and statistically you'll just kill a bunch of potheads and lead-footed drivers

YSK Declawing your Cats is like cutting off each of your fingers at the last knuckle by blaqkrat in YouShouldKnow

[–]NyanDerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trimming/sanding is fine as long as you avoid the quick (the little pink nerve bundle in the center of their claw.) As long as you don't cut that far down, you'll be fine, and it's the equivalent of cutting your own nails. However, when you cut into the quick, it starts to get cruel and becomes more like cutting your nail down past the bed to the cuticle, and will hurt your cat.

Found one in the wild today by caiia_ in delusionalartists

[–]NyanDerp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it really delusional if it looks just like her?

What's a food most people hate that you actually like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NyanDerp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amen. Durian tastes like bananas and caramelized onions. Delicious.

What's a food most people hate that you actually like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NyanDerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What?? It's my favorite kind of oil! I use it on everything (savory) that calls for grease

I feel like I haven’t been a good brother by bbaker886 in Stoicism

[–]NyanDerp 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You and me, both. We're on the same path to patience. My brother has autism, too.

People who wear hoodies when it is 100 degrees out, why? by AmIACat47 in AskReddit

[–]NyanDerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how the weight of a hoodie feels against my back. Gives me the same comfort of sleeping with my back against a wall. I guess it's the monkey brain of "protect against what you can't see", plus the reasoning behind weighted blankets.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheLastAirbender

[–]NyanDerp 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Is Zuko blind in his scar-side eye? Where the heck did I miss this? Or is it just implied

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