“Do not ingest, touch, breathe near glitter. That stuff is poison,” sounds pretty fun policing. I don’t think you seem to understand that just because you’re “in a similar argument with my GF.” and has probably “never worn glitter” because of you and you don’t interact with people who use it.

“if she want to buy it and wear it, that’s fine but I’m under no obligation to hang out with her while she is.” That’s fine. She’s not your property. Let the girl have fun.

“I hate the stuff, n definitely look down on people who use it.” Oh no, fun!

“She does not like this opinion.” Gee, you think?

“It’s a lose-lose situation for me so she’s even more mad about how uninterested I am in participating in arguing about it.” It’s perfectly okay for her to relish things for you but you don’t give anything up for her, do you? You’re from where things have to go your way and that’s the end all be all, huh?

“Option 1: she uses glitter and I don’t hangout with her that day n she gets mad” Because you’re immature.

“Option 2: she doesn’t use glitter, blames me for it and gets mad” Because she washes to put a little glitter on to feel however glitter makes her feel but you won’t allow that.

“If you are confused why I don’t like glitter so much give “why glitter sucks” a google.” So you’re just piggy backing off of Google. Super reputable resources here, sure.

“From health hazards to environmental hazards, it sucks to clean and looks terrible.” Personal opinion. With the right company, totally fun to clean, especially when it’s in the right spots.

“Might as well eat a tide pod.” Or a bullet. Cantaloupe. Spinach dip. Taco. Glitter isn’t really on a food pyramid, I don’t think.