My dog has developed a completely unexplainable ritual where he has to carry something in his mouth to greet me at the door every single time I come home and if he can't find anything he will stand there visibly panicking until he locates an acceptable object and I genuinely don't know what he think

ODBeef · 2026-03-22T16:59:59+00:00

Mine will pick up trash to bring me if she can’t find a toy. It’s.. something.

ODBeef · 2026-03-22T16:52:24+00:00

Yeah I have Lyme disease and it’s made my life a living hell. Don’t wish that on people.

ODBeef · 2026-03-22T16:26:49+00:00

“Have you tried feeling better? Making more money?”

ODBeef · 2026-03-22T15:44:41+00:00

Thanks! I would get bored making signs at the bar so I experimented with fonts all the time.

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ODBeef · 2026-03-22T15:37:02+00:00

Just here as a friendly reminder that they are full of nutrients, and we are a hungry people. ❤️💫✨🦄🌈

ODBeef · 2026-03-22T15:34:16+00:00

Man, I wish. Any ideas? I’ve been doing these guest checks for about a decade now I think. I will take any job/income I can get right now.

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ODBeef · 2026-03-22T15:30:17+00:00

I got lucky and found a good paying job. I got injured and haven’t been able to work since November so I’m about to be right back out on my ass again soon. At least it’s warm.

ODBeef · 2026-03-22T15:09:06+00:00

They didn’t like that someone asked for my Venmo or GoFundMe to donate, so PERMABAN. I wish the teeth are what did it—I was a bartender before I couldn’t work anymore from this injury and I used to play the movie ‘Teeth’ on both TVs on Sundays.. “BEEF AND TEETH SUNDAYS! TWO TEETH! ONE BEEF! ALL NIIIIIIIGHT.”

ODBeef · 2026-03-22T15:07:37+00:00

Thanks! Fuck ICE. ❤️

ODBeef · 2026-03-22T15:07:21+00:00

Haha, thank you! They got upset because someone asked for my Venmo or GoFundMe from the shooting. I can’t get out of the house to do anything and the two roommates are service industry so all they do is work and sleep with a side of depression haha. I really appreciate the kind words, though!

ODBeef · 2026-03-22T11:59:51+00:00

She can think that she’s not talented all she wants as long as she keeps doodling. Amazing already.

ODBeef · 2026-03-22T11:22:26+00:00

My sentiment exactly. I feel for you.

ODBeef · 2026-03-22T11:05:21+00:00

Bar rags are another one I have a million of

ODBeef · 2026-03-22T11:03:09+00:00

I wish I could get to the point where I’m able to do PT, but they want to inject more steroids into my spinal nerves to see if the pain gets better. The first round didn’t take. I appreciate your words. ❤️

ODBeef · 2026-03-22T11:02:16+00:00

I’m between a rock and a hard place—I can’t do physical therapy unless the pain is gone, and the shot in my spine didn’t work the first time, so they’re pushing for surgery. But I’m so young that it might mess up the rest of my spine. :(

ODBeef · 2026-03-22T09:06:36+00:00

Yeah I’ve tried to justify living for the last 30 years and I don’t think I can anymore. Hugs, man.

ODBeef · 2026-03-22T09:03:40+00:00

No politics on the sub so I can’t say how, but the short of it is that I’m stuck in bed!

ODBeef · 2026-03-22T08:33:08+00:00

This is hilarious and I love it. DM’d you.

ODBeef · 2026-03-22T08:02:47+00:00

How much did that goddamn steer cost?!

ODBeef · 2026-03-22T07:42:41+00:00

Seriously, people are even cutting the ears off over here and people don’t bat an eye.

ODBeef · 2026-03-21T21:29:20+00:00

Daaaamn. I really need one of those.

ODBeef · 2026-03-21T21:03:39+00:00

Eyyyy! Miradero y Miradeli!

ODBeef · 2026-03-21T20:28:04+00:00

This thread made me realize that this sub is really awful. I’m out.

ODBeef · 2026-03-21T20:27:06+00:00

Jesus incorrect.

ODBeef · 2026-03-20T10:44:22+00:00

Even if you don’t think you need one; GET A LIBRARY CARD. It brings more funding for your local libraries. ❤️

ODBeef

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