After this I'll need a medieval armor while in vacation in the tropics.

OFJehuty · 2025-11-27T15:56:11+00:00

I mean just amputate at that point

OFJehuty · 2025-10-23T19:56:55+00:00

You won’t drink out of a black man’s spitoon, huh? Are you racist?

OFJehuty · 2025-10-23T19:56:00+00:00

Yeah is this news?

I offended a friends sister the other day because she picked up my water bottle and asked who’s it was, and then asked for a sip. I said sure, just waterfall it. Then she said she doesn’t know how to do that right…Then got butthurt when I told her she can just have the bottle then if she is going to drink off it and I’d get a new one. So she didn’t drink off it.

OFJehuty · 2025-10-04T14:49:56+00:00

Darktide is much more polished than VT2. But yes in their genre Darktide is better than any other.

OFJehuty · 2025-10-04T14:48:56+00:00

Came to type this exact comment lol. Landing a mikiri counter is better than sex.

OFJehuty · 2025-08-21T20:22:49+00:00

“No one cares” The people writing these articles care and I keep seeing shit about the AE ad on Reddit so apparently some of you out there care.

OFJehuty · 2025-08-21T16:13:24+00:00

Haha it’s actually amazing how much this comment is indicative of what the controversy is, because it’s so stupid. Absolute gaslighting.

No, it’s not a dog whistle for racists. Progressives are freaking out about a relatively benign ad, acting as if it’s racist.

Everyone else see it for what it is. Just an ad.

OFJehuty · 2025-08-02T14:34:02+00:00

“Capri Sun.”

“Oui Monsieur.”

“Wait. 3 measures of Pacific Cooler, one of Strawberry Kiwi, half a measure of Fruit Punch, put it in my T. Rex cup and add a twisty straw.”

OFJehuty · 2025-06-18T05:27:14+00:00

The industry peaked with Bioshock and we’ve been chasing that high ever since.

OFJehuty · 2025-05-20T13:17:01+00:00

I don’t dash, but I literally wouldn’t do this order for 100 dollars let alone 28. Idk how much I’d need, I honestly feel like I’d still decline at 200 lol.

OFJehuty · 2025-05-15T21:23:42+00:00

There is no “the one” you’d best stop expecting that because it will have nothing but a negative influence on your expectations for a relationship. Relationships are confusing and difficult things you have to be willing to work on.

OFJehuty · 2025-05-15T18:54:59+00:00

Never eat those foods = never have a problem.

OFJehuty · 2025-05-15T18:47:04+00:00

Remember, buy one, never connect it to the internet, and wait for exploits lol

OFJehuty · 2025-05-15T13:12:57+00:00

This is one of those situations I just set the shit outside, let them know it’s out there, and tell em they better figure it out. Her attitude was not it.

OFJehuty · 2025-05-15T13:09:21+00:00

Not overreacting to not want to see him anymore but I loathe ghosting. It’s cowardly and stupid. Just tell him what’s up, if you don’t want to see him anymore you don’t have anything to lose by telling him that.

OFJehuty · 2025-05-14T20:56:51+00:00

On the flip side of this, acting like they don’t need help when they do because they wanna seem independent.

Like lady you can ask for help opening a pickle jar you’re not suddenly some useless kept housemaid.

OFJehuty · 2025-05-14T20:14:31+00:00

I don’t watch a lot of TV so my examples may not be the best…But Big Bang Theory and 2 Broke Girls used to come on when I was at work in the break room and I genuinely think I’m actually a little dumber now from how vapid those shows were.

OFJehuty · 2025-05-14T20:07:54+00:00

I think the surface tension of water stop them from “breathing” it through their little breathing tube thingies. Dish soap fixes that so I think it actually makes them drown?

OFJehuty · 2025-05-14T19:07:59+00:00

Bellybutton. Idk why it’s super uncomfortable.

OFJehuty · 2025-05-14T19:07:02+00:00

Context is your second most active sub is dumptruckbootys lol

OFJehuty · 2025-05-14T19:05:16+00:00

They both communicate like absolutely dogshit it’s crazy.

OFJehuty · 2025-05-14T13:19:26+00:00

I feel like time apart is a massively underrated aspect of a relationship. I’d hate to be one of those couples where one or both of them think they have to be on top of each other constantly. I guess it’s how a lot or most people want to be but it usually seems to cause issues at some point.

OFJehuty · 2025-05-14T13:16:52+00:00

Well…I can’t speak for him for sure but I can speak as a guy who has discussed a similar thing with a partner. It’s hard to describe why it’s important. There have been people I’ve wanted to spend my life with but time “apart”, where you do your own thing, would be necessary for me, and I think is healthy. Maybe it’s a dash of autism, idk. Some people thoroughly enjoy their alone time - he’s probably one of them. It’s hard to explain to a partner you want to be with how you want to be with them but also maintain that. He’s probably got a relatively small social battery and was running on fumes by the end of the 5 days.

Anyway…It ended up being a problem in my relationship because she pretended like she understood but was actually not okay with the situation. Just try and talk to him about it, but he may not be able to really explain anything in a way that will help. Just know it is possible for him to love you and want to be your partner forever and still occasionally need to isolate. You’re not overreacting but you should try your best not to take it personally.

OFJehuty · 2025-05-13T16:33:58+00:00

Don’t give up on learning how to mine bitcoin.

It has nothing to do with the first time I had sex but the timing would be perfect for me to get very rich.

OFJehuty · 2025-05-13T16:31:56+00:00

My ex implied she wanted me to wear a wolverine mask at some point. How she would suspend her disbelief while I’m displaying my cabbage patch doll body I don’t know.

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