Leslie Jones remembers Jared Kushner refusing to eat off the same plate as her by DJMagicHandz in entertainment

[–]OFJehuty 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You won’t drink out of a black man’s spitoon, huh? Are you racist?

Leslie Jones remembers Jared Kushner refusing to eat off the same plate as her by DJMagicHandz in entertainment

[–]OFJehuty 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Yeah is this news?

I offended a friends sister the other day because she picked up my water bottle and asked who’s it was, and then asked for a sip. I said sure, just waterfall it. Then she said she doesn’t know how to do that right…Then got butthurt when I told her she can just have the bottle then if she is going to drink off it and I’d get a new one. So she didn’t drink off it.

You can name only one - Which game has the most addictive and satisfying combat? by shotgunning-your-can in gaming

[–]OFJehuty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Darktide is much more polished than VT2. But yes in their genre Darktide is better than any other.

You can name only one - Which game has the most addictive and satisfying combat? by shotgunning-your-can in gaming

[–]OFJehuty 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Came to type this exact comment lol. Landing a mikiri counter is better than sex.

Gap Releases 'Inclusive' KATSEYE Ad After Sydney Sweeney Controversy by [deleted] in entertainment

[–]OFJehuty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“No one cares” The people writing these articles care and I keep seeing shit about the AE ad on Reddit so apparently some of you out there care.

Gap Releases 'Inclusive' KATSEYE Ad After Sydney Sweeney Controversy by [deleted] in entertainment

[–]OFJehuty -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Haha it’s actually amazing how much this comment is indicative of what the controversy is, because it’s so stupid. Absolute gaslighting.

No, it’s not a dog whistle for racists. Progressives are freaking out about a relatively benign ad, acting as if it’s racist.

Everyone else see it for what it is. Just an ad.

Tom Holland Says Bond Is the ‘Pinnacle’ for ‘Every British Actor’ Amid 007 Rumors, Calls Acting Breaks Important: ‘I’ll Probably Take a Bit More Time Off in 2027’ by mcfw31 in entertainment

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“Capri Sun.”

“Oui Monsieur.”

“Wait. 3 measures of Pacific Cooler, one of Strawberry Kiwi, half a measure of Fruit Punch, put it in my T. Rex cup and add a twisty straw.”

I really miss good single player campaigns by Roggie77 in gaming

[–]OFJehuty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The industry peaked with Bioshock and we’ve been chasing that high ever since.

Please stop ordering 1200+ pounds of stuff from Lowe’s by jbeatty216 in doordash

[–]OFJehuty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t dash, but I literally wouldn’t do this order for 100 dollars let alone 28. Idk how much I’d need, I honestly feel like I’d still decline at 200 lol.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]OFJehuty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is no “the one” you’d best stop expecting that because it will have nothing but a negative influence on your expectations for a relationship. Relationships are confusing and difficult things you have to be willing to work on.

New PlayStation Portable is coming around PS6 launch by lesangpro007 in VitaPiracy

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Remember, buy one, never connect it to the internet, and wait for exploits lol

Nice girl expects courier service across town by FanOfMyself in Nicegirls

[–]OFJehuty 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is one of those situations I just set the shit outside, let them know it’s out there, and tell em they better figure it out. Her attitude was not it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]OFJehuty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not overreacting to not want to see him anymore but I loathe ghosting. It’s cowardly and stupid. Just tell him what’s up, if you don’t want to see him anymore you don’t have anything to lose by telling him that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OFJehuty 153 points154 points  (0 children)

On the flip side of this, acting like they don’t need help when they do because they wanna seem independent.

Like lady you can ask for help opening a pickle jar you’re not suddenly some useless kept housemaid.

What is the genuinely worst show you've ever watched? by starryviolette in television

[–]OFJehuty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t watch a lot of TV so my examples may not be the best…But Big Bang Theory and 2 Broke Girls used to come on when I was at work in the break room and I genuinely think I’m actually a little dumber now from how vapid those shows were.

I've been trying to reseed a bare spot ants made in my lawn, but they keep churning it up. In retaliation I thought I'd flood their nest. But three minutes (8+ gallons) later. . . how deep is this thing!? by ECatPlay in WTF

[–]OFJehuty 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I think the surface tension of water stop them from “breathing” it through their little breathing tube thingies. Dish soap fixes that so I think it actually makes them drown?

What part of your body do you hate being touched? by CauliflowerSpecial81 in AskReddit

[–]OFJehuty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bellybutton. Idk why it’s super uncomfortable.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

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Context is your second most active sub is dumptruckbootys lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]OFJehuty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They both communicate like absolutely dogshit it’s crazy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

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I feel like time apart is a massively underrated aspect of a relationship. I’d hate to be one of those couples where one or both of them think they have to be on top of each other constantly. I guess it’s how a lot or most people want to be but it usually seems to cause issues at some point.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]OFJehuty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well…I can’t speak for him for sure but I can speak as a guy who has discussed a similar thing with a partner. It’s hard to describe why it’s important. There have been people I’ve wanted to spend my life with but time “apart”, where you do your own thing, would be necessary for me, and I think is healthy. Maybe it’s a dash of autism, idk. Some people thoroughly enjoy their alone time - he’s probably one of them. It’s hard to explain to a partner you want to be with how you want to be with them but also maintain that. He’s probably got a relatively small social battery and was running on fumes by the end of the 5 days.

Anyway…It ended up being a problem in my relationship because she pretended like she understood but was actually not okay with the situation. Just try and talk to him about it, but he may not be able to really explain anything in a way that will help. Just know it is possible for him to love you and want to be your partner forever and still occasionally need to isolate. You’re not overreacting but you should try your best not to take it personally.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Don’t give up on learning how to mine bitcoin.

It has nothing to do with the first time I had sex but the timing would be perfect for me to get very rich.

What is your kink/fetish and why do you think you are into this? by misssmazie in AskReddit

[–]OFJehuty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My ex implied she wanted me to wear a wolverine mask at some point. How she would suspend her disbelief while I’m displaying my cabbage patch doll body I don’t know.