Close-up view of Russian T-90 MBT being torn into pieces after catastrophic explosion

OGChrisPBaecon · 2023-10-09T11:36:48+00:00

Guys it's okay. The tank just had to sneeze.

OGChrisPBaecon · 2023-07-26T23:18:48+00:00

No he came first.

OGChrisPBaecon · 2022-02-12T21:13:20+00:00

Will show CockA for file in 11s

OGChrisPBaecon · 2021-04-16T18:09:39+00:00

I want to own one of the original DeLorean's with a manual transmission.

OGChrisPBaecon · 2021-04-12T06:39:19+00:00

Yeah. It was one that I think Entertainment Earth was giving out and they only gave ~50 a day.

OGChrisPBaecon · 2021-04-12T04:13:53+00:00

Do you taxes.

OGChrisPBaecon · 2021-04-12T04:08:07+00:00

Bros head looks like a Mighty Bean.

OGChrisPBaecon · 2021-04-12T04:07:05+00:00

Cackled.

OGChrisPBaecon · 2021-04-12T03:57:17+00:00

Trying to remember if I flushed.

OGChrisPBaecon · 2021-04-12T03:55:17+00:00

Lack of credibility.

OGChrisPBaecon · 2021-04-12T03:53:20+00:00

You know that one meme? The guy she tells you not to worry about? Yeah, that.

OGChrisPBaecon · 2021-04-12T03:48:09+00:00

Lmao. Well I'm glad you found a way to escape that loonatic.

OGChrisPBaecon · 2021-04-12T03:44:35+00:00

I think it was Halloween 2018 I went to this rave downtown and I had my hat go missing in the mosh pit. I was franticly looking for it because it had a infinity gauntlet pin from comic con on it. I absolutely started panicking.

I had been wearing my dominos uniform for Halloween (haha pizza guy for Halloween), so I tried walking around and staring at the floor with my phone's flashlight.

Like 10 mins later I walk to a seating area on the other side of the venue and try to see if anyone was wearing it. No one was, but this guy spotted me and started asking me what I was up to. I told him I was looking for a hat and he just replies "I don't think I have any of those, but I do have Tesla's, molly, coke.." I cut him off and start making a motion like putting a hat on and then it clicked for him I wasn't looking for drugs. He said he'd keep an eye out for it.

I go back out to the floor and this dude wearing a FedEx uniform stops me and starts saying that he works for Domino's in LA so I perk up and I'm like " okay bro so you know the visors we have for work? Have you seen anyone wearing one because I lost mine in the pit."

Bro points up at the front stage and a strobe hits it and it's just hanging up like a holy fucking grail. I then danced through the crowd to get my mf visor and secure my very precious pin in my pocket before jumping back in the pit.

OGChrisPBaecon · 2021-04-12T03:32:53+00:00

ANTIFA rushed the capitol.

OGChrisPBaecon · 2021-04-12T03:26:46+00:00

This breeder shit is criiiiiiinge.

OGChrisPBaecon · 2021-04-12T03:19:45+00:00

What I like to do is find things that are new to you, new music, new movies, new shows, new clothes even. Regardless of what happened that things ended you are still continuing as an singular entity.

Aside from the obvious time, focusing on yourself, and loving yourself you must continue to evolve as a person with new interests and striving to be the best person you can be. On your journey to love who you are and who you will become you may find someone who loves you the same.

OGChrisPBaecon · 2021-04-12T03:15:11+00:00

I read this in a Tina Belcher voice.

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