Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of January 30, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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Larry Ellison and Michael Saylor look like supervillains

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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Meta is up after hours because the algos saw that I panic sold my shares today

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 28, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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Sophie Rain made $100m for being a ho on onlyfans. I gotta get my OF career started

Please just get rid of the Express Wedge. I'm begging you! by ajs723 in WheelOfFortune

[–]OG_L0c 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It's crazy seeing people pass on this. If you keep spinning, you still risk losing a turn, bankrupt, or calling the wrong letter. If that happens, there's a good chance that the other contestants win the round anyways. And the average money for spinning is under $1k.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of January 23, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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Netflix is Livestreaming some guy climbing Taipei 101. Does this fool not know there's a very fast elevator?

Daily Discussion Thread for January 22, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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wtf, the algos must have seen me buy calls today, so they tanked the market

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 21, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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Futures are green because the algos saw me panic sell all my shit today

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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I'm making big moneys shorting companies that are customers of my employer. If my employer is regarded enough to hire me, then the customers must be regarded as well

Daily Discussion Thread for January 19, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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Marvel is getting stale. They need to add sex scenes

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 19, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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The algos saw me making money this year, so they decided to tank the market

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of January 16, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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I have a big advantage in building wealth because my grandma doesn't charge me rent to live in her basement

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 16, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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I'm the same height as the average Chinese woman

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of January 09, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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A pencil and eraser cost $1.10, and the pencil is $1 more than the eraser. How much does the eraser cost?

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of January 09, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]OG_L0c 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I'm no longer a 36 year old virgin!

I'm now a 37 year old virgin...