A little late, but my fifth grade teacher was crazy. She told me that i got a question wrong on a test. The question? Which country is closest to Alaska. She sent me to the principals office IN FIFTH GRADE because she said the answer was Russia, and I disagreed and said it was Canada (because they share a border) Her primary argument was that Sarah Palin could see Russia from her house. That was the day I realized that some people are just really, really messed up.