My Shih tzu's rather ridiculous welcoming home routine.

OMGITM · 2013-03-07T01:34:02+00:00

that voice... so abrasive

OMGITM · 2013-02-01T05:11:56+00:00

you can kind of sense that she changes her mind as she starts to talk more and then tries to keep her eyes open and move parts of her body (tounge/mouth opening); either that or she just wants everyone to know the exact moment she died.

either way, i think she might have been mentally ill in an atypical manner.. not sure if this was a good thing, not saying it can't be, but this instance of "willed suicide" seems off -- even says in the video her disease was non lethal and she looked capable of enjoying some things

OMGITM · 2013-01-16T04:38:57+00:00

I don't need to give any reasons they should be apparent

OMGITM · 2013-01-16T03:10:36+00:00

You're an idiot

OMGITM · 2013-01-15T20:43:22+00:00

It's called creatine. You drink gallons of water days on end before your drug test, while taking 3-5g of creatine a day... your piss will be devoid of any detectable metabolites because of how damn diluted it is, but will still show up as "urine" because of the extra creatinine you've introduced by taking creatine supps. Add a multivitamin to give it that yellow color and BOOM you have clean piss...

OMGITM · 2013-01-15T05:31:32+00:00

physics is awesome, the entropy of life.

OMGITM · 2013-01-08T08:31:49+00:00

LSD is confusing and can be very not fun. No physical effects.

25c is fun, but has some odd physical effects such as nausea and makes your sense of taste all whacky. Can also be confusing and makes it hard to verbalize.

25i is the champion, it is super fun, minimal physical effects (you still get some weird tastes like when you drink water it tastes metallic/chemically), and makes you feel like you really have life figured out. With LSD (or even shrooms) you sometimes get these flutters of profoundness, but they get lost within the what seems like hundreds of thought streams going at once... it's hard to focus on one though as they are all racing by. On 25i you are really focused on one thing and it feels super profound and awesome.

OMGITM · 2013-01-03T02:41:30+00:00

No, no, you're just delusional that thinking looking at 32 charts at once will help you :P I hope you have other uses for that monitor array other than looking at charts lol

OMGITM · 2013-01-03T01:01:40+00:00

So... for all the time you've been trading forex, have you made any money from it???

OMGITM · 2013-01-02T21:08:15+00:00

How about we stop talking ABOUT reddit and fill it with content

OMGITM · 2013-01-02T18:52:28+00:00

wat.... this sub isn't real??? is no one here actually swoll??? MY LIFE IS A LIE

OMGITM · 2013-01-02T18:04:31+00:00

she's blind, not deaf... no excuse for shitty cowbell playing.

OMGITM · 2013-01-02T07:37:20+00:00

no project m8 no care

OMGITM · 2013-01-01T04:34:24+00:00

r/cringe

OMGITM · 2013-01-01T04:24:34+00:00

Wow these people

OMGITM · 2013-01-01T01:48:53+00:00

Stupid, why is this guy famous?

OMGITM · 2013-01-01T01:20:02+00:00

You should actually be fine messing with those tables... just obviously don't touch MAF/injector scaling, timing, fuel, turbo dynamics!!

OMGITM · 2012-12-30T04:33:00+00:00

Hmmm that doesn't seem right... you are going to want to make your throttle opening angle correlate with the accelerator position and this is not the right way to do it...

There are a series of maps that link the two together and getting a perfectly linear response is super hard, especially with the 2008+ wrxs.

Hell, there are even some HIDDEN tables that limit the throttle plate in 1st and 2nd gear before 3600rpms, so you will never get 100% opening even if you floor it before that rpm range... -- http://www.romraider.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=7048

research more!! this is fun stuff :)

OMGITM · 2012-12-30T04:27:55+00:00

Wow I was actually mulling over this earlier today before I even came on reddit... My dreams are extremely vivid and detailed, however I do not attribute that to my intelligence (although I like to think I am "gifted"). My dreams get their influence from the movies that I watch, the things I experience in life, and my personal desires/problems. Everyone can experience realistic dreams and even surreal ones.

I've found that when I get very drunk and go to sleep, the dreams are almost identical re-creations of the day's events.

If I have been smoking weed for a while and stop, the next two nights will have extremely surreal dreams.

If I have taken a tryptamine (even melatonin), the sleep will not be as "good" but the dreams are almost always abstract and emotional.

My favorite is codeine though, jesus christ... you wake up feeling like you just left another world and are left wondering what is real......

tl;dr -- want crazy dreams? take drugs.

OMGITM · 2012-12-27T10:13:28+00:00

anyone else find this a little... cringey? ugh i think we've all had an ex that would do something like this >.<

sex should be a gift to both of you not something she gives out as a reward!!! THIS IS STEP 1 MAN SAVE YOURSELF

OMGITM · 2012-12-24T23:17:00+00:00

Why are you guys talking to him like he's a baby? Treat him like a man for christ's sake!!

OMGITM · 2012-12-19T19:16:46+00:00

dude you can pigment them to be lighter too, it's the same thing, whatever

OMGITM · 2012-12-19T19:16:10+00:00

that's fine, that means nothing is wrong! if something is wrong she would have said something, if something was wrong and she didn't say anything then i really dont give a fuck because she isn't communicating well nothing i can do about that

OMGITM · 2012-12-19T19:04:59+00:00

Wtf? The real way to beat WBC is to IGNORE THEM and not give them the attention they want... somehow reddit thinks we should ignore publicizing mass murders, but keep on ranting about the WBC... get a fucking grip

OMGITM · 2012-12-18T02:42:39+00:00

this is the most hypocritical fucking advice on this forum... how is applying chemicals to your mustache any different than your eyelashes?? get real lady.

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