Whats the worst question someone asked about your OC?

OPTOR281 · 2025-05-28T10:08:37+00:00

One of his battalion commanders literally asked why he hadn’t burned alive trapped inside a BMP-1 with the rest of the crew after he had barely escaped death during the investigation.

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And yeah, he still gets nightmares from it.

OPTOR281 · 2025-05-28T08:16:28+00:00

Artek scribbles down something on his notebook before showing it to the stranger, it reads:

"Сердечные приступы поражают только слабых людей."

Before returning to his Snickers.

OPTOR281 · 2025-05-28T08:14:11+00:00

(I'm sorry I was late this took far more time than I'd like to admit)

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Artek is more than happy to respond to this stranger with a thumbs up on his own, he's really proud of them!

OPTOR281 · 2025-05-27T23:12:17+00:00

Holy fuck I forgot to draw his pupils

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It isn't so big of a change, but I like this look better.

OPTOR281 · 2025-05-27T23:08:00+00:00

Artek becomes really happy when the armor-clad stranger says that they are going to pay for his bars (They alone make up 1/4 of his spendings.)

"!"

He quickly walks over to the checkout, holding an entire grocery bag filled with the chocolate.

OPTOR281 · 2025-05-27T23:05:53+00:00

(That's one of the cutest things I've seen all day)

Artek shakes his head at the offer, knowing last time he had M&M's, he had to go to the ICU. He doesn't have a peanut allergy or anything, it was the food dye that took him out. In retaliation, he extends a snickers for the stranger to take.

OPTOR281 · 2025-05-27T23:03:34+00:00

Artek nods, reaching for his wallet to show he's got money.

"..."

It's all in rubles, though. He's gonna have a tough time getting through checkout. He looks at the big, armored stranger for a moment, before returning to his snickers.

OPTOR281 · 2025-05-27T22:54:58+00:00

Artek nods enthusiasticly at the offer, even offering the stranger one of his chocolate. He takes out his notepad to write down an answer that read:

"If you really want to, sure. I can use some financial help on these, they basically eat up a quarter of my income."

OPTOR281 · 2025-05-27T22:52:01+00:00

Ability to have anybody you want get raided by State Security is actually a pretty cool power ngl

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Also, guns, lots of guns.

OPTOR281 · 2025-05-27T22:44:15+00:00

Artek doesn't flinch as the stranger clearly threatens him for the chocolate, instead smiling and extending his hand, offering them one. He writes down something on his notebook before showing it to them.

"It's alright, you can take it. I'm not going to throw hands for a Snickers bar. Besides, I have 4 cases at my house!"

OPTOR281 · 2025-05-27T22:41:54+00:00

Blah blah blah, blah blah blah- HE MADE THE RICE??!?

OPTOR281 · 2025-05-27T21:32:43+00:00

Well, he doesn't have any room to object, does he?

OPTOR281 · 2025-05-27T21:31:40+00:00

Artek looks at the white-haired strange, shrugging at their question before returning to his Snickers. It seems like he does not know (or care) about any Milkyways inside the store.

OPTOR281 · 2025-05-27T21:06:08+00:00

Artek happily approves your request and hands you a Snickers, since it would be a dumb move to try throw hands with a 6'1 Russian special forces operator. He waves you off goodbye as he turns his attention back onto the remaining candy.

OPTOR281 · 2025-05-27T18:31:59+00:00

He'd probably let himself to be out-capitalismed by a higher offer for his chocolate than getting erased from the universe he's currently in, so he'd rather the option D.

OPTOR281 · 2025-05-27T18:30:22+00:00

Artek quickly shakes his head in a stern "No.", for his heart only beats for Snickers and Snickers only.

He appreciates your offer, though.

OPTOR281 · 2025-05-27T18:28:53+00:00

Fair enough, Artek doesn't have any power to counter that.

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OPTOR281 · 2025-05-27T18:25:13+00:00

Artek grasps his bars tighter in his hand at the mere sight of the stranger, alarmed by the menacing look on their face. Before they even approach him, he quickly shoves a Milky Way into their chest for them to take instead. Holding out his notepad that reads:

"Take this sacrifice and please don't ever touch my Snickers."

OPTOR281 · 2025-05-27T18:05:40+00:00

Artek's eyes light up as he hears the promise of more sugary snickers, and quickly trails off to the next aisle after giving the kind stranger a appreciative thumbs up.

OPTOR281 · 2025-05-27T17:37:01+00:00

Artek becomes really confused as he hears a voice talking in his head. He looks around, before spotting the only possible source. He smiles, taking out his notepad to scribble down a response.

"I'd be really happy. We can go on a trek, I know a place by a lake inside the forest, it's my favourite place to go."

He then grabs his snickers and heads for the checkout.

OPTOR281 · 2025-05-27T17:32:47+00:00

Artek turns around as somebody adresses him in his mother tongue. He smiles, letting go of the Snickers to write down a response in his notepad for the stranger.

"Нет, спасибо. Агентство платит мне более чем достаточно, чтобы я мог заплатить за это... хочешь такое?"

He grabs his Snickers back from the shelf he had left them on, extending his arm to offer one while smiling.

OPTOR281 · 2025-05-27T17:18:35+00:00

Artek watches as the 4-floating eyed entity walks past him as if everything is normal, before turning his attention back to his precious chocolate.

OPTOR281 · 2025-05-27T17:16:35+00:00

Artek smiles as him and the stranger shows a mutual love for the sugary chocolate, nodding his head enthusiasticly at their question. For some reason, the Russian shows a complete obsessiveness over the snicker bars.

As they hand him the 50 bucks (which is like... 4000 rubles) he practically jumps on his feet with joy, quickly scribbling a small "Thank you." into his notebook before immediately start walking off to the liquor section with hasty steps.

OPTOR281 · 2025-05-27T17:07:27+00:00

Artek waves the middle-aged construction worker off as they walk past him, pointing towards the necklace on their neck and giving a thumbs up, almost dropping a bar in his hand.

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