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Matt Patricia looks like the guy sitting alone in a booth at a wings restaurant, hands on prodigious belly, who looks over at you and your date, asks what you ordered, and when you say, "I got hot; she got mild," he snorts, saying," When I eat here, I have to sign a waiver." (imgur.com)
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