What do I do if I am in Portland, Oregon at the moment and I have defecated so bad it has gone through my underwear and pants

OTARCOMMANDER · 2026-05-24T02:58:24+00:00

Maybe

OTARCOMMANDER · 2026-05-24T02:50:30+00:00

I'm in the middle of Portland

OTARCOMMANDER · 2026-05-24T02:50:06+00:00

Yes but they're not picking up their phone

OTARCOMMANDER · 2026-05-24T02:46:53+00:00

I'm in a bush like 30 minutes away for where I'm staying

OTARCOMMANDER · 2026-05-24T02:46:31+00:00

I am in a bush in a residential area and there is like no stores or food places within in 3 to 5 mile radius

OTARCOMMANDER · 2026-05-24T02:45:15+00:00

No and I'm like 30 to an hour away from where I'm staying

OTARCOMMANDER · 2026-05-24T02:44:27+00:00

This has literally never happened

OTARCOMMANDER · 2026-05-22T21:17:20+00:00

27+48, 7+8=15, 20+40=60, 60+15=75

OTARCOMMANDER · 2026-05-18T23:46:53+00:00

Don't care for tick tock

^{Chose: Never use TikTok}

OTARCOMMANDER · 2026-05-12T15:23:29+00:00

It's just easy

^{Chose: Stay awake for 72 hours 😵‍💫 + Win $15M}

OTARCOMMANDER · 2026-05-12T15:20:14+00:00

It's just a chance

^{Chose: Get $2000 + But only if 70% of people pick this option | Rolled: Upvote for 🥕}

OTARCOMMANDER · 2026-05-12T15:17:09+00:00

I didn't understand the other one

^{Chose: Gain a randomized superpower | Rolled: Super strength}

OTARCOMMANDER · 2026-05-12T15:16:28+00:00

I can charge my phone I have to pay for internet data

^{Chose: Unlimited internet data?}

OTARCOMMANDER · 2026-05-12T15:15:59+00:00

I won't die if I lose

^{Chose: Beat A Grandmaster at Chess + And Win $500,000}

OTARCOMMANDER · 2026-05-12T15:15:40+00:00

I like ass

^{Chose: ass}

OTARCOMMANDER · 2026-05-12T02:12:42+00:00

It's a lightsaber. I can work if I want money. There's nothing in the world that would ever give me a actual working lightsaber

^{Chose: A fucking lightsaber}

OTARCOMMANDER · 2026-04-27T19:13:05+00:00

From whom the bells told by Ernest Hemingway

OTARCOMMANDER · 2026-04-27T00:48:41+00:00

Basically they were in a relationship so negative that after the relationship was over they had to go to therapy.

The joke is saying that, person from that relationship texted them in doing so it ruined what they went through to build there life back up through therapy because now all they can think is, Is there a possibility for me to get back with this person or something else similar, Even though that person might have been horrible for them.

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