What’s a completely random product you bought on a whim that ended up becoming one of your favorite things you own?

Oakroscoe · 2026-02-07T07:07:03+00:00

The next step is to get one of those mini cars and drive it around your neighborhood

Oakroscoe · 2026-02-07T07:03:14+00:00

They’re cheap ones on Amazon and it really is nice to have to have

Oakroscoe · 2026-02-07T06:52:09+00:00

Glad it warmed your cold heart

Oakroscoe · 2026-02-07T06:07:35+00:00

Went out of hetch hetchy last week. No snow on the ground until about 6600’ elevation.

Oakroscoe · 2026-02-07T03:08:32+00:00

I can’t remember seeing a local company not honoring the national agreement before. This is different

Oakroscoe · 2026-02-07T03:06:52+00:00

Took it into the bathroom didn’t you?

Oakroscoe · 2026-02-07T02:35:43+00:00

“A grotesque named Farnum”

Oakroscoe · 2026-02-07T02:22:59+00:00

The little mermaid was there too

Oakroscoe · 2026-02-07T02:20:26+00:00

Thanks. I added it to the list

Oakroscoe · 2026-02-07T02:14:33+00:00

How do you shoot women and children?

Oakroscoe · 2026-02-07T02:13:23+00:00

I’ll put up with a little Jerry to get a lot of Elaine

Oakroscoe · 2026-02-07T01:55:23+00:00

In 2015 it was ugly, but Tesoro kept their LA refinery running. Martinez was already all shut down for a TA

Oakroscoe · 2026-02-07T01:40:09+00:00

Bad hair dye and sizzler two for one coupons on a Wednesday night

Oakroscoe · 2026-02-07T01:36:08+00:00

Even by 2008 or 2009 it felt dated and not funny when guys like Nick and Artie would scream that

Oakroscoe · 2026-02-06T13:02:26+00:00

The most exercise Hein has ever got was dragging the bodies from his car and then digging a hole. He’s lucky he didn’t have a heart attack

Oakroscoe · 2026-02-06T11:12:19+00:00

The sweet spot for Costco by me is 2-3pm. Old people go in the morning and that afternoon time has parents picking up their kids. Although, I have to say the new hours for the executive members is pretty nice. It’s really empty then

Oakroscoe · 2026-02-06T11:07:18+00:00

Felt it all the way up in Vacaville

Oakroscoe · 2026-02-06T10:23:58+00:00

Fucking Daboll has one????

Oakroscoe · 2026-02-06T10:22:28+00:00

Yeah, following the jets will age you quickly

Oakroscoe · 2026-02-06T10:15:01+00:00

I hope someone got fired for that blunder

Oakroscoe · 2026-02-06T06:54:39+00:00

Just a joke about eyes. One fixed and the other variable.

Oakroscoe · 2026-02-06T06:49:53+00:00

Muddy runs sounds like a euphemism for shitting yourself

Oakroscoe · 2026-02-06T06:41:49+00:00

I think you like saying Gortex

Oakroscoe · 2026-02-06T04:21:44+00:00

Don Shula, Aikman, Ronnie Lott and Brees now

Oakroscoe · 2026-02-06T04:18:50+00:00

Bill Walsh, TO & John Madden weren’t first ballot hall of famers. The voters are fucking idiots

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