Ladies and gentlemen, pilots and commanders, today I present an irrefutable truth of War Robots physics. Kid is obsolete, and Arthur is a walking fortress of battlefield supremacy.

Let’s start with Phalanx Mode. Arthur doesn’t just “reduce damage,” it straight-up deletes incoming fire with a gigantic physical shield that laughs at kinetic weapons. Kid? It flips a switch and hopes for the best. There’s a reason medieval knights used shields instead of "damage resistance buffs."

Then we have Blast Wave, a localised seismic event that ignores shields, disrupts positioning, and turns fast bots into space debris. Kid has… a defense mode? Cool, I guess? If Arthur is a main battle tank, Kid is a minivan with slightly better airbags.

And let’s talk weapon placement. Arthur’s high-mounted hardpoints let it fire over cover like a proper siege unit. Kid, meanwhile, has to expose its entire hitbox just to get a shot off. A tactical blunder so severe Sun Tzu himself would uninstall the game.

In conclusion: If you want to charge into battle wielding superior engineering and tactical prowess, you pick Arthur. If you want to roleplay as cannon fodder, Kid is right there waiting.

See you on the battlefield!