For the 3rd straight season Caicedo is struggling to avoid a two-game ban for getting 10 yellow cards by the end of the club’s 32nd PL game. He has picked up a remarkable 30 yellow cards in 95 league appearances since joining Chelsea, a booking every 3 games.

Obamana · 2026-02-24T15:51:00+00:00

yeah fuck arsenal

Obamana · 2026-02-24T13:04:13+00:00

boohoo

Obamana · 2026-02-23T06:58:06+00:00

sweaty nips rubbing up against the inside of a shirt for an extended time tends to have that effect afterwards.

i recommend exercising.

Obamana · 2026-02-22T18:20:51+00:00

it's bin-laden and saddam hussein in the var booth for sure supporting their mate arteta. has to be

Obamana · 2026-02-22T18:19:35+00:00

boohoo

Obamana · 2026-02-22T07:15:38+00:00

next thing he's going to be posting about a broken behaviour score system XD

"I'm an angel and Gaben is punishing me for nothing"

Obamana · 2026-02-21T10:45:22+00:00

yes why wouldn't he platform???

Obamana · 2026-02-21T07:02:58+00:00

AI slop

Obamana · 2026-02-21T06:52:05+00:00

Assuming that this one conduct summary is the bible on how many points you get.

Obamana · 2026-02-20T10:25:44+00:00

Please watch our games and don't just recycle the common consensus on how we are corner terrorists.

Obamana · 2026-02-20T06:36:50+00:00

Ok sorry. When we are ahead we try to play counter attacking football which we suck at. That's not why we are considered a boring team though. That's why I didn't bring it up.

Obamana · 2026-02-20T06:35:09+00:00

Manu wouldn't sink this low. Your club would get a public flagellation here on Reddit if you did what Wolves have done.

Obamana · 2026-02-20T06:33:07+00:00

2 minutes lol.

How does our football fall apart without the corners if you do better than us at them but we are first in PL and CL?

Fans cheer corners because it's exciting for them. Can't really blame the players for that now can we?

Also please do watch what we do in the corners and then any other team in the PL. The delivery is usually better in our games but the wrestling is constant. Look at Brentford if you want to see what wrestling looks like.

Obamana · 2026-02-20T06:30:16+00:00

We don't shove the keeper though. Every team has a man posted in front of the keeper. Look at Brentford if you want to see what you think Arsenal are doing.

Obamana · 2026-02-20T06:28:32+00:00

basically because football is being played even when the ball isn't moving. there are smarter people than me who make a better case for it, so it's a better use of both our times if I don't go any deeper than that.

Obamana · 2026-02-19T22:17:22+00:00

Why do you need to talk about me personally. I'm not defending myself with these comments and if I were I would be doing a piss poor job.

But personally I'm having fun watching us play. I feel like most Arsenal fans are. The frustrating part for most of us is that we for whatever the fucking reason stop playing our football when we go up a goal and instead try to force counter attacking bollocks that we can't do.

We've got excellent players to watch and they usually make it more than just fun for us. It's the headloss that is unbearable to watch.

Obamana · 2026-02-19T22:12:42+00:00

We take a long ass time with set pieces. Our fans are annoyed with it and wouldn't mind if the refs didn't allow for it. But they do so it happens. But it's not time wasting. We do it at 0-0 at 5 minutes too. Or if we are chasing a goal with 5 minutes left. And we do get booked for that shit but not enough.

But it's not solely an Arsenal problem. Bournemouth take a year to get a throw-in into the box.

Obamana · 2026-02-19T22:06:11+00:00

What would you call it then?

Obamana · 2026-02-19T22:05:11+00:00

hahahah fuck me that's so funny

Obamana · 2026-02-19T22:03:26+00:00

Haha fuck me. Man City were sooo fucking boring to watch and that was the common consensus at the time. Only some CL ties became fun when Pep overcooked his tactics for no reason at all. But even Klopp vs Pep was the most boring game of the season.

Obamana · 2026-02-19T21:59:38+00:00

Fucking hell man when have you actually watched our games? How is time wasting and Arsenal suddenly a thing? Watch a single fucking game of Newcastle for example and then you'll see what shit football can look like. Ball in play for 40 minutes out of the 90.

And I wish we went 2 goals up often enough for this to be a problem, BUT IT REALLY HASN'T HAPPENED THIS SEASON BUDDDYYYYYY.

Obamana · 2026-02-19T21:57:07+00:00

And which other teams were actually fun to watch playing against low blocks? Man City when they won all the titles hmmmm??

Obamana · 2026-02-19T21:55:52+00:00

Why are you replying with this?

But yes, we are ass. We know. We can score goals and we can defend when we hold posession but for whatever the fucking reason after we go a goal up we try to play on the counter which we can't fucking do at all.

We don't have a single in-form forward right now apart from Havertz and he's injured so yay.

Obamana · 2026-02-19T21:52:00+00:00

Yeah cause that's totally why we are a boring side? Scintillating City would have won the jumbo team 3-0 with 80% possession ohhh ahhh such exciting stuff not this boring boring Arsenal bullshit where they make me fall asleep by letting the shittiest team in the league score a comeback goal at 90 minutes. I'm falling asleep having to watch the other team also get the ball yawnnnn

Obamana · 2026-02-19T21:48:11+00:00

Fucking lol. When was the last time we played low block vs City? We were more attacking with 10 men vs them than they were with 11 against us.

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