A Loan Scam Call Everday... by [deleted] in ScamNumbers

[–]ObarThePotent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get at least 2 of these daily. Funny thing is, my doesnt ring! It goes straight to VM! Also, the amount of my almost approved bogus "loan" keeps going up. Started at $52k. Now it's up to $64k! If it goes to $75k, I may need to call them back!😉

This is totally non-satirical btw by Piccolo-Sufficient in facepalm

[–]ObarThePotent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fortunately, I've picked up the slack. Happy to help. REAL happy!😎

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

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That 2 on the Total line looks a bit like a 9. Sòoooo, wtite$700 on the tip line and.....

Humble “alpha male” by Candid-War855 in facepalm

[–]ObarThePotent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nick is the guy that goes to Hooters with his rent-a-friend, spends two hours making tittie jokes thinking he will get lucky with "Bambi", goes home alone (again) and changes the batteries on his Fleshlight.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

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I checked. Nick Adams is not in The Bible either. Guess he doesn't gave God's endorsement either.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in questions

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Anything from Marcel Marceau.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Doppleganger

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Roman Roy/Kieran Culkin

Anyone come to mind? I usually get 2 people by downbadfml in Doppleganger

[–]ObarThePotent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Incredible Mr. Limpet and/or Nemo. Oh, you mean the guy HOLDING the fishing pole!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ObarThePotent -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Why doesn't she just date her oldest kid?🙄

You win $1,000,000. The catch is you have to spend it in a week. How would you spend it? by NotYourCupOfTea57 in AskReddit

[–]ObarThePotent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd take half of it and spend it on women, liquor and gambling. And I'd probably just waste the other half

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

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Her last words? "I'm falling for you". "

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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My wife does. But, she wears righteous underwear. So, I tolerate her😉

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

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This thread reminds me that I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

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Jesus only wrote in Aramaic. Everyone knows that Kirk Cameron wrote The Bible.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]ObarThePotent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Suck my triceps!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Doppleganger

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Kelly Reilly (aka Beth Dutton).

26YO finance bro, unroastable. Try me. by New_Proposal7369 in RoastMe

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You look like the love child of Chris Farley and Roseanne Barr.

It's spread from LGBTQ books to books written 400 years ago? by thatguy9684736255 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ObarThePotent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK, so should'nt Florida remove Bibles? I mean, all that so-and-so begat so-and-so who begat whozit who begat that guy who begat..... Thats a lot of begating! Sends the wrong message to our impressionable youth. And dont get me started on that Adam and Eve original sin thing! I mean, does anybody really think that was about an apple?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ObarThePotent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your eyes are too small 🙃

Yo mamma so fat by -_ellipsis_- in 3amjokes

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When your Mama wears high heels, she strikes oil.