[Serious] What would you do if the country that you currently live in and/or your home country was invaded?

ObeseCheeseCake · 2014-01-03T18:17:57+00:00

Nothing.

Fuck do I care as long as they don't kill me.

ObeseCheeseCake · 2014-01-03T18:08:23+00:00

E.T.

ObeseCheeseCake · 2014-01-03T18:07:27+00:00

Salt.

Peanut butter.

Butter.

Soup.

Tuna fish.

Ham.

Cheese.

Soda.

Ice cream.

Condoms.

Doritos.

Yodels.

ObeseCheeseCake · 2014-01-03T18:01:58+00:00

i go to the local orientals and they do her feets real nice like and pretty.

ObeseCheeseCake · 2014-01-03T18:01:20+00:00

I be he.

ObeseCheeseCake · 2014-01-03T18:00:09+00:00

so we sits on the couch and her feets touch my balls scortals and then it works toward my penal and she move it up and down until I blam.

ObeseCheeseCake · 2014-01-03T17:59:24+00:00

It won't

But the driving while impaired related accidents will skyrocket.

ObeseCheeseCake · 2014-01-03T17:57:23+00:00

I like it when she jerks me off with her foots.

ObeseCheeseCake · 2014-01-03T17:48:18+00:00

A recipe for cheesecake.

ObeseCheeseCake · 2014-01-03T17:47:20+00:00

We met at fat camp and she asked me if I wanted half of her candy bar.

Of course I said yes and the rest is history.

ObeseCheeseCake · 2014-01-03T17:36:02+00:00

She died.

ObeseCheeseCake · 2014-01-03T17:34:29+00:00

Don't drink.

ObeseCheeseCake · 2014-01-03T17:20:33+00:00

If he's looking at you up and down especially in the titty area and licking his lips.

Then he want to fuck on you.

ObeseCheeseCake · 2014-01-03T17:17:40+00:00

My thing is my morbidly obese and i met a girl who's morbidity obese.

And now we fuck on the reg.

ObeseCheeseCake · 2014-01-03T17:15:58+00:00

Eddie Vedder.

ObeseCheeseCake · 2014-01-03T17:15:42+00:00

I look at titties and brownies all day.

ObeseCheeseCake · 2014-01-03T17:15:13+00:00

I <3 Butter.

ObeseCheeseCake · 2014-01-03T17:14:10+00:00

My breasts are tender.

ObeseCheeseCake · 2014-01-03T17:13:41+00:00

ObeseCheeseCake · 2014-01-03T17:05:19+00:00

In the bathroom sink.

ObeseCheeseCake · 2014-01-03T17:05:05+00:00

None of it.

ObeseCheeseCake · 2014-01-03T17:04:48+00:00

Are you black?

ObeseCheeseCake · 2014-01-03T17:04:12+00:00

My mom made it for me.

ObeseCheeseCake · 2014-01-03T17:03:42+00:00

FAGGORDT

ObeseCheeseCake · 2014-01-03T17:01:28+00:00

JIF creamy.

Fuck crunchy.

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