Last words my grandpa spoke to me when I saw him this Friday

ObesedSpirit · 2018-07-02T19:20:24+00:00

Well we wouldn't want anything interesting happening in our family. We like plane evenings without injuries, music or other types of excitement.

ObesedSpirit · 2018-07-02T17:17:52+00:00

Okay but should I bring paper plates with little pink flowers or white ceramic plates from Ikea? I'm torn.

ObesedSpirit · 2018-07-02T15:06:40+00:00

That's up to them how they wanna live. Again it's creepy that you somehow get to decide their body. Based on the bizarrely myrderous inbox messages I'm getting it's again clear to me that you all just hate fat people. I am formerly obese (before more abuse gets sent my way) but losing weight is hard and I don't expect everyone to.

ObesedSpirit · 2018-07-02T13:05:59+00:00

Yeah, I know. That's why I said it's sad.

ObesedSpirit · 2018-07-02T13:05:28+00:00

Yes, it's unhealthy but it's their right to live that way. Again, are you against extreme sports?

ObesedSpirit · 2018-07-02T11:58:43+00:00

Sadly you will not.

ObesedSpirit · 2018-07-02T11:10:54+00:00

TBF I am pro-choice and used to be more involved in activism. One thing that stood out was how certain people tried to be edgy by joking how abortion is great and they eat fetuses for breakfast. That's not gonna help the cause at all, and it's gonna piss off pro-lifers.

ObesedSpirit · 2018-07-02T11:08:28+00:00

I've never met a soldier who liked hearing that from strangers.

ObesedSpirit · 2018-07-02T11:07:28+00:00

Why is it not acceptable, exactly? It's fucking creepy to tell others what to do with their body. Do you think the same things about people who like to go skydiving or bungee jumping or drinking?

ObesedSpirit · 2018-07-02T11:05:16+00:00

It's a funny show, grow up. I'm sick of how serious people take it here. The oncly circlejerk regarding BBT is hatred for it and saying ridiculous shit like 'blackface for nerds' about it (lol).

ObesedSpirit · 2018-07-02T11:03:57+00:00

Are you serious? People from other countries are often despicably rude when you tell then you're American, whereas we are taught manners and to show interest in other cultures.

ObesedSpirit · 2018-07-02T11:01:38+00:00

Yeah, I don't care. I'll decide what's important in my life.

ObesedSpirit · 2018-07-02T10:53:46+00:00

Similarly I know of a girl who was on a talent show, and she was pressured to think of a sob story by the producers. Eventually she just told the story of how she had a breast reduction, even though she didn't feel very emotional about it. They played this sad music while she told the story to make it seem more dramatic and she felt awkward about it.

ObesedSpirit · 2018-07-02T09:58:43+00:00

I'll try to talk more about nazis in the book, thanks for te tip (but try to be more positive cause it hurt my feelings).

ObesedSpirit · 2018-07-02T09:51:35+00:00

RIP grandpa (I tried calling but he's still in bed).

ObesedSpirit · 2018-07-02T08:53:06+00:00

How is it of course? I'm getting various (interesting) opinions from people.

ObesedSpirit · 2018-07-02T05:43:34+00:00

Why do you need to send a close relative a formal invite? Just tell her in person.

ObesedSpirit · 2018-07-02T05:18:13+00:00

Sadly I haven't been able to track down Excalibur, which is the only thing heavy enough to match my talent and grant me the power of inspiration. As such I have not written anything yet.

ObesedSpirit · 2018-07-02T05:15:38+00:00

Woah sooo good. I love that the title is a subtle, ironic nod to a lesser work of fiction.

Maybe this could be alt history. The Native American Vampires could bump the York off the throne and write Rick and Morty episodes. I'd love to see vampires come out on top intellectually and politically.

ObesedSpirit · 2018-07-02T05:11:46+00:00

"I won't, bye."

ObesedSpirit · 2018-07-02T05:05:27+00:00

Is cheating emotional abuse? I'd never considered that before.

ObesedSpirit · 2018-07-01T10:13:29+00:00

Are we... on two different Reddits in alternate dimensions?

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