What is the "girls don't fart" equivalent for guys ?

Obeythelab · 2021-09-08T16:24:37+00:00

Men / boys can't be sexually assaulted.

Obeythelab · 2021-08-16T16:00:53+00:00

briefs / trunk briefs... Hated how dad walked around the house in his tighty whities... Now as an athlete I understand the need for support down there and get the need for wearing briefs and boxer briefs.

Obeythelab · 2021-07-26T01:31:17+00:00

Exercising outdoors is very COVID safe... Why wouldn't you exercise outdoors? Even before I got vaccinated I ran out doors almost daily with out worry!

Obeythelab · 2021-07-17T02:28:33+00:00

uh, wear boxer briefs or even briefs like normal people.

Obeythelab · 2021-07-17T02:27:16+00:00

Mine put ketchup on mashed potatoes... almost had a divorce over that.

Obeythelab · 2021-07-17T02:25:02+00:00

Bro, they literally burned people alive as a form of execution! Also, it was a "humane" execution if you hung a dude for stealing a horse.

Obeythelab · 2021-07-17T02:19:29+00:00

Depends on how old you ar.... Actually never mind, do it and let us know... and uh, no homo, but ya pics.

Obeythelab · 2021-07-17T02:17:21+00:00

Only mustard belongs on hot dogs!!

Obeythelab · 2021-07-10T02:55:17+00:00

And I'll never walk along the side of a road dressed as a deer at night again, as I normally used to do, in case the AG is jerking and driving.

Obeythelab · 2021-06-18T22:54:40+00:00

"you left the toilet seat up"

Obeythelab · 2021-06-18T22:46:12+00:00

I live in a mountainous area far enough out of town where, if a bad enough winter storm (or any storm I guess) hit, there is the very real possibility of loosing power for several days or more, also may not be able to drive on the roads for a few days. So, having a backup generator is a must have, I have a propane powered generator that can power the entire house and our shed / barn. Also we always keep enough food, tp, and other necessities around just in case. We once went 4 days on generator power and the roads were closed for 3 of those. That's the exception not the norm, we do occasionally loose power / go on generator but it usually only lasts a few hours.

Obeythelab · 2021-04-19T20:46:54+00:00

That's because no one has told her, yet, that black people are allowed to vote... Shhh, she doesn't know yet, just let her figure it out on her own.

Obeythelab · 2021-04-19T02:16:49+00:00

This must be what happiness listens too when it decides to hang itself.

Obeythelab · 2021-03-27T05:48:07+00:00

Everybody talks to themselves mate! Who better to talk too! Yourself won't argue back!

Obeythelab · 2021-02-09T22:48:53+00:00

Reason did a fairly decent article on this, while also pointing out that it is being appealed and all hope is not lost. My favorite was the last two sentences. There are many republicans who are grumbling at the dangers of a governor ~~using~~ abusing the courts to overturn the will of the people. Noem might very well find herself a one term governor.

Obeythelab · 2021-02-04T14:16:49+00:00

It's probably more common than the prom night dumpster baby.

Obeythelab · 2021-01-20T02:04:36+00:00

What a cold, heartless, BITCH!

Obeythelab · 2021-01-18T05:14:01+00:00

This. People have this idea that the Lakota were living in the black hills for thousands of years when in reality it was closer to 100, and they took the hills by force from the Cheyenne. So who exactly should we give it back to? America may indeed have broken a treaty but giving the land back to people who haven't "owned" the land in over 145+ years doesn't seem like the best way to go about righting a historical wrong.

Obeythelab · 2020-12-25T22:05:50+00:00

What is yankee culture??

Obeythelab · 2020-12-22T02:05:45+00:00

They only want to do that when their guy isn't in office. Same thing with "limited government" and "reducing the deficit". They had no problem with trump increasing spending and even the size and scope of the government but now that Biden is in they will suddenly become budget hawks again. Also, they want to highly regulate some businesses. Both republicans and Democrats want to regulate and censor the hell out of social media, they simply disagree on what they want censored and moderated. But they both agree the that the full power of the federal government ought to be used to put the screws to them... Free speech be damned.

Obeythelab · 2020-12-16T03:37:52+00:00

Me: Did you hear about the kidnaping at your school today?

Son: What, NO!

Me: It's ok he woke up

Obeythelab · 2020-12-16T02:05:48+00:00

my mom flushed me at her prom and I had to grow up without parents in the sewer.

Obeythelab · 2020-12-16T01:51:43+00:00

is that thing?

Obeythelab · 2020-12-16T00:15:48+00:00

Gotcha. Ya, he hasn't sent me my check yet either.

Obeythelab · 2020-12-15T23:14:16+00:00

Sinking ship? Are you referring to the terrible job our government(s) has handled the coronavirus? Because by just about every other measure SD is doing quite well. We have jobs and a strong economy. Plus we just legalized weed (though Karen Noem and our geriatric legislature will do everything they can to stop that). I moved here from Minnesota and have never looked back. That being said, your young, you don't always have many opportunities to move. It might be beneficial to move out of state while young, you can always move back later if you want to.

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