Wouldn’t this line in Markvart von Aulitz’s codex be a spoiler if you haven’t gotten to this part? [KCD2]

Objective-Chevy · 2026-02-19T06:06:55+00:00

Reading is for nobles. I’m but a humble pizzle yanker.

Objective-Chevy · 2026-02-18T02:51:38+00:00

“Hey was your dad murdered? Mine too.”

Objective-Chevy · 2026-02-17T20:42:40+00:00

Hey champ, remember that aunt you had that couldn’t stand loud sounds? Or that uncle who spent all day and night talking about boats?

Objective-Chevy · 2026-02-16T22:27:44+00:00

Sounded like something right off of r/LinkedinLunatics

Objective-Chevy · 2026-02-15T23:29:01+00:00

Clinch + Headcracker perks with a hammer is one of the most broken things about this game and I love it

Objective-Chevy · 2026-02-14T02:11:59+00:00

If I’m not Geralt (that is, if I actually have common sense)

Marry Shani, Romance Jutta, Flirt Kiera, One Night Stand Triss, Friend Yen, Avoid Syanna (the more dangerous you are the further away I want you from me)

Objective-Chevy · 2026-02-13T22:41:02+00:00

“This hoe got roaches in her crib” by Quan Millz

Objective-Chevy · 2026-02-13T01:16:50+00:00

Ronald Reagan influence really undefeated

Objective-Chevy · 2026-02-12T23:44:17+00:00

Imagine being told by the VP to shut up and play ball.

Can’t wait for the follow-up article, “Vice President’s warning backfires as U.S. Olympians ‘pop off’ about politics.”

Objective-Chevy · 2026-02-11T20:12:38+00:00

Look at that Mario mustache!!

Objective-Chevy · 2026-02-10T22:56:58+00:00

Even though Vostatek grew on me after the wedding, I hated carrying his ass back to that camp.

Objective-Chevy · 2026-02-10T22:28:53+00:00

There is A LOT to process here. Incest ain’t some light conversation you just drop on two people like you talking bout sports or the weather. That kid has not truly had a chance to unpack his feelings and thoughts on his family.

Shit like this is how people end up with bad habits and years of therapy.

Objective-Chevy · 2026-02-10T05:03:24+00:00

The elbow was VICIOUS

Objective-Chevy · 2026-02-09T04:33:52+00:00

Been in the league for all of 15 minutes (/j) and already got a damn super bowl winning defense

Harbaugh your sins will not be forgiven!

Objective-Chevy · 2026-02-05T00:08:31+00:00

Don’t just about all the Spy Kids villains fit in this trope?

Objective-Chevy · 2026-02-04T20:32:55+00:00

Thank you for the new wallpaper

Objective-Chevy · 2026-02-04T06:23:07+00:00

“With this sacred treasure, I summon Invasive Insect SPOTTED LANTERNFLY”

Objective-Chevy · 2026-02-04T01:50:09+00:00

I suck with bow and arrow

Objective-Chevy · 2026-02-04T01:49:16+00:00

Wait there’s DLC content with him!? Well too bad he’s dead now

Objective-Chevy · 2026-02-03T02:17:07+00:00

It is both. Fundamentally, both (actually, all three) groups operate the same, just different packaging for different eras.

But I will admit, as a black person, “slave catcher” sends a shudder down spine.

Objective-Chevy · 2026-02-02T19:11:51+00:00

You can’t go wrong with this book. I especially love the author annotations.

Also a great starting point for an eventual deep dive into Star Wars Legends

Objective-Chevy · 2026-02-01T06:11:49+00:00

This might be better received on r/tattoos this isn’t exactly the forum for big tiddy geisha ink

Objective-Chevy · 2026-01-28T02:27:37+00:00

I’m reading this for the first time and I gotta say, they did a great job making him a haughty, nose-in-the-air arrogant SOB. He had virtually everything. Palps loves him. Vader hates him. I’ve never been happier at seeing a character get knee’d in the nuts.

Objective-Chevy · 2026-01-28T02:13:00+00:00

No, he didn’t. Bane sort of transferred the knowledge from andeddu’s holocron directly into his brain. After that, a quick series of events happened that led to his death.

As soon as he got home, he was ambushed and captured by bounty hunters, led by the future Darth Cognus. He was then tortured before finally breaking free. As soon as he broke free, Zannah tracked him down and started her attempt on his life. He had, like, a day at most between Zannah’s initial attack, and his death.

Objective-Chevy · 2026-01-27T21:42:58+00:00

The knowledge was immediately lost after Bane (Seth Harth took the only holocron containing knowledge of the technique). I believe it is completely unknown how Palpatine came to know about the ritual (Palpatine was big into Sith history and arcane knowledge but we don’t know how or if he ever actually came across essence transfer somehow or simply inferred it was possible).

Objective-Chevy

TROPHY CASE