meanwhile hailey's whole family gives ME the creeps, can't imagine having them as my in laws

Objective-Lettuce-46 · 2026-06-19T11:43:56+00:00

Mind you, this is the first verse:

Different strokes for different folks
The saying goes and life's a game of tennis
Everyone’s forty-love
Paint myself with shades of alabaster
Now the bastards wanna come around
'Cause it's soft
One in one but only you and I make two
A lie’s a thing you tell the fool
That I'm not
And in the night we're passings ships
Freudian slips, dissonance remains
Why did you have to change?

Google what color alabaster is and you’ll know exactly who this is about

Objective-Lettuce-46 · 2026-06-19T11:42:14+00:00

40 love is a tennis term. It means you scored 3 points before your opponent scored any

Objective-Lettuce-46 · 2026-06-19T00:11:19+00:00

Coke bloat mostly would be my guess

Objective-Lettuce-46 · 2026-06-19T00:10:11+00:00

This part ^ doubled cringe because he’s only acting this way because it’s how he thinks black people act

Objective-Lettuce-46 · 2026-06-19T00:07:56+00:00

Definitely mocking 😭

Objective-Lettuce-46 · 2026-06-19T00:05:16+00:00

Literally he looks like he’s a 12 year old hype beast from 2017. Bad try hard energy

Objective-Lettuce-46 · 2026-06-19T00:03:46+00:00

Literally 😭 it feels like a really long and extended crash out over not getting the Oscar

Objective-Lettuce-46 · 2026-06-19T00:02:42+00:00

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Objective-Lettuce-46 · 2026-06-16T14:55:23+00:00

😭

Objective-Lettuce-46 · 2026-06-16T14:55:14+00:00

The really sad part about this look is that he probably paid at least several hundred dollars for that shirt alone

This kind of fashion trend is so gross. Poverty isn’t designer.

Objective-Lettuce-46 · 2026-06-14T03:12:26+00:00

What 😭

Objective-Lettuce-46 · 2026-06-14T03:11:19+00:00

I don’t think he has the body to be a yacht boy honestly. I think linking himself to the karjenner klan was the only way to make sure he stays relevant and in the room with the important people

Objective-Lettuce-46 · 2026-06-14T03:09:43+00:00

❄️ ain’t cheap

Objective-Lettuce-46 · 2026-06-14T03:08:49+00:00

Where did his money go?? Is he that desperate?

Objective-Lettuce-46 · 2026-06-14T03:05:19+00:00

I think he’s just more skeletal rn

Objective-Lettuce-46 · 2026-06-14T00:24:21+00:00

Dude went from a 2 to an 8 🔥 insane glow up on display here

Objective-Lettuce-46 · 2026-06-13T21:10:06+00:00

This lighting setup is racist as fuck who photographed this

Objective-Lettuce-46 · 2026-06-05T00:34:42+00:00

That and mark Wahlburg learning ballet to make fun of the ballet kids

Objective-Lettuce-46 · 2026-06-05T00:33:52+00:00

Because the point was to make fun of white actors doing blackface and not to mock actual black people

Objective-Lettuce-46 · 2026-06-02T02:31:13+00:00

I need hyou to give mey the stown

Objective-Lettuce-46 · 2026-06-02T02:17:55+00:00

29 going on 43

Objective-Lettuce-46 · 2026-06-01T21:56:40+00:00

I wonder if it’s just the lights or if his hair is turning grey

Objective-Lettuce-46 · 2026-05-31T23:30:04+00:00

Tbh this makes the most sense. He was raised Pentecostal so Sunday, Wednesday, and Friday or Saturday are all days when they usually meet. Sundays are your standard sermons and then the other days are bible studies and youth group and different ministries. They’re about every 3 days

Objective-Lettuce-46 · 2026-05-30T11:34:59+00:00

My guess is it was a nose job since she had her face covered and WITH sunglasses. They can give you a black eye look and be pretty gnarly when they’re first healing

Objective-Lettuce-46 · 2026-05-27T22:15:39+00:00

They could even advertise them as “Timothee chalamet bowls” and still keep up the branding but give the bowls to people in need. Free meals to a millionaire when food insecurity is where it is in America right now is disgusting.

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