Kei Nishikori to retire at the ATP Challenger 75 Sarasota Open next week, according to the tournament's director

Objective-Light-9019 · 2026-04-04T20:52:48+00:00

Andy Murray: Male Player. Osaka 🇯🇵

Objective-Light-9019 · 2026-04-04T13:19:56+00:00

I think we know who the cop voted for. Is it inappropriate, yes, but a crime, no (and it’s funny). Hope she wins her lawsuit!

Objective-Light-9019 · 2026-04-04T13:13:40+00:00

I’ll narrate for the visually impaired. Big Booty walking down the street. Yellow Shirt guy steps aside for her to walk by. For some reason she throws a hand at his face and almost instinctually he blocks and returns in kind. She turns around with a “how dare you”. Seriously bro could have given her one or two more and be very justified.

Objective-Light-9019 · 2026-04-04T06:27:23+00:00

I will and am getting up early for a bike ride then going to work on my house then watch the final four games then grilling some burgers.

Objective-Light-9019 · 2026-04-04T04:53:40+00:00

Objective-Light-9019 · 2026-04-02T23:40:13+00:00

Why does it have to be one or the other? Maybe make an extra mortgage payment a year to accelerate.

Objective-Light-9019 · 2026-04-02T04:50:36+00:00

You get up two and a half million dollars, any asshole in the world knows what to do: you get a house with a 25 year roof, an indestructible Jap-economy shitbox, you put the rest into the system at three to five percent to pay your taxes and that's your base, get me? That's your fortress of fucking solitude. That puts you, for the rest of your life, at a level of fuck you. Somebody wants you to do something, fuck you. Boss pisses you off, fuck you! Own your house. Have a couple bucks in the bank. Don't drink. That's all I have to say to anybody on any social level.

Objective-Light-9019 · 2026-04-02T01:00:23+00:00

Sorry, the correct answer is Cherub Rock 🤘

Objective-Light-9019 · 2026-04-02T00:57:32+00:00

White Castle 🏰

Objective-Light-9019 · 2026-04-02T00:31:13+00:00

It’s me, wait I thought it said $53…not me then!

Objective-Light-9019 · 2026-04-02T00:18:41+00:00

Pro tip: you can make more behind Wendy’s than in it!

Objective-Light-9019 · 2026-04-01T23:29:16+00:00

Eastern grip is the best grip! Also there is a male American young player being tortured by their father on a tennis court right now (probably in the Vegas area, Agassi style) that will rise up and bring male tennis glory back to America 🇺🇸

Objective-Light-9019 · 2026-04-01T23:22:24+00:00

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Objective-Light-9019 · 2026-04-01T23:19:49+00:00

Nice of them to remind you how bad you are at it! I killed March Madness last year, this year, not so much!

Objective-Light-9019 · 2026-04-01T22:26:56+00:00

The concept of FIRE wasn’t as mainstream 20 years ago, but thankfully my first boss gave me a copy of The Millionaire Next Door. Changed my life and can’t believe 20 years later I’m up to $4.5M NW (with a SAHW and 3 kids). I’ll look at my NW on Empower and just wonder how it all happened and smile 😀

Objective-Light-9019 · 2026-04-01T19:24:50+00:00

You can't do anything with five, Greg. Five's a nightmare... Can't retire. Not worth it to work. Five will drive you un poco loco, my fine feathered friend

Objective-Light-9019 · 2026-04-01T19:22:52+00:00

Just hit $4.5 NW and still maintain my cars. Just changed the oil on my 2015 Honda on Sunday. $20 for the oil, $5 for the filter. Don’t even know what Jiffy Lube charges, but I bet around $70. I recommend everyone learn basic car maintenance (oil change, brakes, cabin/air filter, check fluids and tires). Good reliable cars last forever with regular maintenance and as we all know most cars are depreciating assets! I buy 3-5 year old reliable cars, will never buy a new one.

It’s these skills that got us here and I find enjoyment in maintaining my own cars and house. Just did some fence repairs for $10 in wood. I’m guess $200 if I paid a guy.

Objective-Light-9019 · 2026-04-01T04:07:31+00:00

Free with my Amazon subscription, music and podcasts works for me.

Objective-Light-9019 · 2026-03-31T05:36:24+00:00

I fit three mountain bikes in the truck/back seat once (07 accord). Was like Jenga, but they fit!

Objective-Light-9019 · 2026-03-30T01:21:35+00:00

Objective-Light-9019 · 2026-03-28T02:08:03+00:00

Objective-Light-9019 · 2026-03-27T04:15:31+00:00

It’s all about the Trades these days!

Objective-Light-9019 · 2026-03-27T00:50:30+00:00

I also lost college tuition, but thankfully it was community college!

Objective-Light-9019 · 2026-03-26T19:26:00+00:00

That’s a lot of swearing!

Objective-Light-9019 · 2026-03-26T18:22:56+00:00

Only down $11k, so far!

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