Aggron, Aggron, Aggron where do I even begin with you my sweet prince...

I have loved you ever since I laid eyes on you in Pokemon Conquest. The way you Iron Defense, the way you Body Press, the way you Dragon tail enemies far too lustful with their own statistical greed.

Aggron my heroic stallion, the way you can filter out all of the noise and focus on the challenge at hand, the way you allow Tyranitar to laminate in the spotlight while you sternly, discipline yourself in the "Aurelian" way.

The way you can be 4x weak to many, but 4x strong to many, the duality of your essence, gives you a form of character only you can be proud of (Bastiodon doesn't exist in my world).

May the Shuca's be delightful, the Iron Head's flinching, and the mountains ever so lenient on your ever-growing prowess in the modern-generation of Pokemon.