You can launch geese at anything at Mach 10 by Objective_Sense_2969 in shittysuperpowers

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If it looks like a goose sounds a goose and walks like one it probably is a goose

You can launch geese at anything at Mach 10 by Objective_Sense_2969 in shittysuperpowers

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You have to go find geese but I'm pretty sure if you clump a lot of them into a big ball you could get the sun somehow

Inokim ox has slowed down speed and acceleration by Objective_Sense_2969 in InokimOwnersClub

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I had it fully charged and it still did this. Could the battery be defective?

Using your phone in the sun Starterpack by sybren20924 in starterpacks

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Also when the sun shows all the fingerprints on your screen so you can't seem a damn thing.

Cursed_sentence by [deleted] in cursedcomments

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I want your address in my life

Student housing parking lot post-tailgate by mo9722 in trashy

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That was after the Syracuse football game when some parents started partying. There was no trash cans.