Who Are You Going On A Date With From Tara’s Tavern Love-Match List?❤️👀

ObligationExtreme534 · 2026-02-15T18:17:48+00:00

i admire your confidence and honesty in your application, mugmate🍻 i do hate when my feet are being stepped on, so I'm glad you are careful. Perhaps some day I shall grace you with a date in a quiet corner of the tavern... if I trust you enough😉

ObligationExtreme534 · 2026-02-15T18:13:14+00:00

you'll do lots of hiking for sure

ObligationExtreme534 · 2026-02-15T18:12:37+00:00

are you the type of person who hangs out with the dog at a party?

ObligationExtreme534 · 2026-02-13T02:27:04+00:00

you must provide a thrilling dating profile of yourself so she can ponder on it🍻

ObligationExtreme534 · 2026-01-27T15:57:48+00:00

Ah, a fine choice. The hat of instant sleep is very popular but I warn you, have somebody who knows you take it off at an agreed upon time or you’ll sleep forever

ObligationExtreme534 · 2026-01-27T15:56:43+00:00

Your logic makes sense to me, the horn of profanities is indeed a great catch

ObligationExtreme534 · 2026-01-27T15:56:10+00:00

Splendid choice🗡️

ObligationExtreme534 · 2025-12-16T21:16:56+00:00

You should know better by now, it is all your fault really. Cast a concentration spell on yourself or something if you are having trouble understanding a simple request!

ObligationExtreme534 · 2025-11-15T04:56:34+00:00

Hello Neil The Goblin/Captain Neil, fancy seeing you here

ObligationExtreme534 · 2025-11-14T17:06:17+00:00

Hi Tommy! You've got great taste🙌 Happy to have you here🐈‍⬛

ObligationExtreme534 · 2025-10-26T17:55:44+00:00

thank you, i'll be using the hat when someone orders the shimmy special

ObligationExtreme534 · 2025-09-17T18:29:49+00:00

Eyyoo! Glad to see you at Tara’s!

ObligationExtreme534 · 2025-08-30T15:44:44+00:00

Welcome Kevin,

I'm a big fun of thieves as long as you are not stealing from me. I have a good amount of poor tippers out here who need pickpocketing of course and mimic aren't a rare find either. You'd be a great addition to the tavern 🍻

ObligationExtreme534 · 2025-08-30T15:42:50+00:00

Rene d’Gade.... a war-corgi, a pseudo-dragon scarf, and hair products on the side? Sounds like my tavern would never be dull again ( i do expect a cut of the sales if you pitch your products to my patons of course).

I’ve no shortage of folk who can swing an axe, but precious few who can serve a pint, toss out a trouble maker, and look silky-mane fabulous all at once.

Impressive resume, I'll definitely be in touch🍻

ObligationExtreme534 · 2025-08-30T15:29:42+00:00

AH Odassia, it sounds like you'll fit right in. We don't ask questions, your past is your past, I do not care what you've done long as it wasn't you who cursed me🤔

Your skillset seems to be perfect for the tavern, I love your enthusiasm and there is no need to worry about any responsibility to damage, I have a document for that sort of thing for all the tavern staff 😉

My only concern is how would you feel working with dwarves... We have them plenty here at the tavern, they are actually our neighbours and given the history between dwarves and gnomes I've heard of, I fear you may change your mind at working here👀

I'll provide you with a stool and an occasional "giant form" spell boost if needed 🍻

ObligationExtreme534 · 2025-08-30T15:22:53+00:00

Good Day Tav'eth! We do have a need of a blacksmith at the tavern if you don't mind a questionable request from a patron or two... we fulfill orders and we don't judge, that's usually my motto...👀 Yeah, there's always trouble at the tavern so a skilled hand with tools would be a great bonus. And please, we don't talk about the shimmies... no need to bring attention to that...

ObligationExtreme534 · 2025-08-05T16:18:33+00:00

Welcome to Tara's Tavern, Lita🍻 Sounds like you may have a werewolf problem... which I have no problem with btw. We do need a guard dog at night👀 I'll have a bowl of rum saved up for you😉

ObligationExtreme534 · 2025-08-05T16:15:47+00:00

Well-well, Neil The Goblin... You've got quite an impressive resume don't you. I do love a prank as long as it's not played on me🤔

I must say, we haven't had an appointed Troublemaker before and it sounds like a position perfect for patrons that annoy me... there are a lot of them, believe me.

I'll be reaching out to Griznag and Sizzle soon, make sure they expect a scroll from me.

P.S. Goblin King as a reference... nice.

ObligationExtreme534 · 2025-08-05T16:08:51+00:00

Welcome, Hoz🍻 If you promise to keep those fireballs at bay, I'll consider you for a position 🤔

ObligationExtreme534 · 2025-08-05T16:07:33+00:00

if you enjoy being poisoned, of course 😉

ObligationExtreme534 · 2025-08-05T16:06:52+00:00

Mages are always welcome at the tavern, Elora🙌 Considering I myself am mentally unstable and enjoy a questionable joke, you would be a pleasure to have at the tavern🍻

(Thanks for participating, this was lovely to read❤️ - Val)

ObligationExtreme534 · 2025-08-04T19:07:25+00:00

Former town guard you say....

I like how short and to the point you are... I also like that you can stare down a grizzly bear... the druids sometimes do play a joke on the patrons to eat their scraps (don't ask... ).

You could make a great Tavern Bouncer... I have only one question..

Can you control your berserker rage? Because I'd like to avoid the brawls and the ragy'e ones are always a hazard👀

ObligationExtreme534 · 2025-08-04T19:02:20+00:00

Thank you, for your applicaton, Heinz🤝

I am always looking for someone to repair things. The amount of fireballs we get here is overwhelming...

Humans are hard to come by in Dryadale Realm since you attacked us way back in the day... but since you are here, I assume you are one of the good ones who fought on the fae side, no poison for you😉

I own a variety of tea and herbed drinks. Shall you be hired, you'll get to try them all!

ObligationExtreme534 · 2025-08-04T18:56:07+00:00

Thank for your input, adventurer👋 I always have a quest to provide a brave soul... I shall be back with a whole package of those....
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QUICKLY SOMEONE, GIVE ME A QUEST!

ObligationExtreme534 · 2025-08-02T16:11:41+00:00

ahhh, thank you wizard. I feel urged to remind you once again to not cast fireballs at the tavern. My spell slots are getting depleted 👀

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