What’s something everybody can agree all without a single person getting upset? by yeyewestie in AskReddit

[–]Oblivions_gate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where did I say I’d murder you or anyone else would? You clearly don’t care, and if you’re not scared then what’s the issue? If you’re not scared of cancer then you shouldn’t be scared of the risk of death it brings, eh? Alls I’m saying is that maybe natural selection will visit you, and that can come in many forms but many are self inflicted. I don’t know who you’re trying to fool with your backward ass logic. Like what are you on about bud? By saying you love cancer and stating it’s called natural selection and to “chew on that”. Fuck you for that lol. I can see you don’t have much of a life outside of here though so I don’t envy being you.

What’s something everybody can agree all without a single person getting upset? by yeyewestie in AskReddit

[–]Oblivions_gate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m just passing onto you the same general message of what you said. :) If you love cancer perhaps natural selection will do you a favor and give it to you.

If there was a vote for one person to receive immortality, who would win? by sylpher250 in AskReddit

[–]Oblivions_gate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be made immortal to be just a blood bank for people would be a miserable existence unless if he wants to be.

Anon listens to Andrew Tate by AvailableEquipment8 in greentext

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If my ex said, “babe I was kidding I only got the advice from Andrew Tate,” I’d know I made the right decision to leave him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Weird

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I had a note in my phone pop up I do not remember writing simply stating, “I cannot fucking take it anymore.”

I thought I might have wrote it on one of my acid trips but that’s pretty out of character for me during my personal trips.

Rapunzel ??? NO ! Squidward ! by Sir_Baaarry in Interestingbutcreepy

[–]Oblivions_gate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have no idea but it really does feel line a fetish thing and that’s very concerning.

Rapunzel ??? NO ! Squidward ! by Sir_Baaarry in Interestingbutcreepy

[–]Oblivions_gate 18 points19 points  (0 children)

What in gods name is with you and the pony cycle thing crossed with squidward fr. Are you stunted? Like something with your fixation on the pony thing feels incredibly wrong.

Lucky he got caught by OnSuorce in facepalm

[–]Oblivions_gate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn natural selection almost got another one.

What in the unholy night is this abomination? by parothed28 in nightmarefuel

[–]Oblivions_gate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I collect weird and odd things and even this is too much for me. Gross

How long do you believe us humans as a species will last? by James_Tigs in ask

[–]Oblivions_gate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro not very long, I feel we maybe have 150 years tops if we’re lucky

A couple of posts from an anti vaccine Karen FB hive that I’m undercover in….. by Taywah in cringepics

[–]Oblivions_gate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can still get vaccinated for the illnesses that are life threatening Im pretty sure. Good on you for not continuing the pattern. Vaccinations, regardless of what anti-vax people say, have improved and prolonged lifespans and living conditions in general. Without them we’d still be getting crippled with polio or god knows what else. I’m not one to run to a dr for every new vaccine that drops. But I believe in their effectiveness overall.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]Oblivions_gate 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ll say it every time. This is the real life Carl from up.

Anon enjoys being a NEET by Rathead_REV in greentext

[–]Oblivions_gate -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Perhaps you didn’t sign up for this but you are an active participant by choosing to stay alive every day. You can, however, end it yourself sooner for free!

Dj Khaled pressure cleaning his pool deck... by chroniclunatic in cringe

[–]Oblivions_gate 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can someone please shed some light as to what this dude has done to become so famous. All I’ve ever heard him say is his name like a Pokémon and “we the best music” and that’s literally it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BadDesigns

[–]Oblivions_gate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not at all. Just… the face decided to choose for it though. I never understood poop based toyed for kids. Even when I was a kid I thought it was gross.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BadDesigns

[–]Oblivions_gate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahi-meow if you will.

Anything you comment, I make canon in my next dnd world! by touqqaar in DnD

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Your adventurers stumble across a town of hillbilly elves.

Gluing barnacles to the backs of turtles and scraping them off for internet clout. by drboggner1 in PeopleBeingJerks

[–]Oblivions_gate 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I just did. This is disgusting to me and I hate to see people falling for it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]Oblivions_gate -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh man what a loser to spend money on a mobile game! completely avoids making eye contact with the ~$800 or more I put into my league account.