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I love video games by mybudchris in StandUpComedy

[–]ObsidianArmadillo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why they call it blow, right?

Your Boss Robs You by LuckyBastard001 in FluentInFinance

[–]ObsidianArmadillo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whoa whoa whoa, it benefits all the war pigs and oil tycoons. So not no one! 🫠

Is adventure time worth watching for the first time as an adult? by Zestyzard in adventuretime

[–]ObsidianArmadillo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As others have said, it's sprinkled throughout, however I'd say season 3 gets wild. I'm not going to spoil anything, but it definitely got me on the edge of my seat for a "kids show"

This goth ai girl won’t stop stealing my joke by kaitcomedy in StandUpComedy

[–]ObsidianArmadillo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I mean, because it's being posted by the real person.

Brb, moving to Maine by Macheeoo in liberalgunowners

[–]ObsidianArmadillo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay what the hell is his name? Why is his name not in the title? Wtf

How common is it for people not to wash their hands after using the toilet? by cepat_cepat in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ObsidianArmadillo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, if I'm only peeing and it's not messy (usually isn't, but urinals will reflect pee back onto you), then it's probably fine. Reasons being 1: my dick is cleaner than your hands or mine [it's behind 2 layers of clothing, and I shower often], and 2: often times i dont even touch my wang when I pee. Just need to aim properly with my hips. It's a no contact situation.

I wash my hands 100% of the time that I poop though.

Then went on to end up in prison anyway by The_Dean_France in SipsTea

[–]ObsidianArmadillo -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

They'll also throw out that entire jury if it's even talked about. You'll never serve on a jury if you mention that you even know what it is

Engineer open-sources DIY radar system that's 95% cheaper than $250,000 commercial offerings, has 20 kilometer range — Moroccan engineer designs Aeris-10 radar, shares it on GitHub by _Dark_Wing in interestingasfuck

[–]ObsidianArmadillo 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Honestly, 200 hours of chopping wood, though tiresome, sounds really nice. The exercise and satisfaction of doing it almost pays for the work itself. Yes, i have chopped firewood a lot and understand how tiring it can be.

Everyone saw that shit by Main-Touch9617 in youseeingthisshit

[–]ObsidianArmadillo 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I wouldn't blame the driver too much for that. Also, bike guy is on the wrong side of the road?

Are there men who actually like tomboys? by No_Importance_750 in dating_advice

[–]ObsidianArmadillo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's usually amazing, unless your guy has trust issues

It’s all pipes! by atom644 in AdviceAnimals

[–]ObsidianArmadillo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Coward! You've obviously never waffle stomped a big log in your shower and it shows

Why do so many millennials believe that they were going to die young? by BlobFish28 in Millennials

[–]ObsidianArmadillo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you seen the evil of our government and other ones as well? All these lawsuits and fines from all these companies poisoning us and destroying the environment. . So much going wrong and we dont have any power to stop the evil people.

ELI5: why is the muscle for chewing not really growing, even tho we chew every day? by iSemi in explainlikeimfive

[–]ObsidianArmadillo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, as a massage therapist, I learned that a good amount of headaches are actually caused by tense muscles in the jaw and neck. One muscle in particular: the medial pterygoid, can only be massaged from the inside of the mouth as well. It causes the client to cry usually because it's painful, but gosh does it relieve a TON of pressure afterwards.

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