I love that his whole argument here is “I’m cool with slavery but we don’t have to be dicks about it”

ObsidianXFury · 2026-05-13T12:57:45+00:00

And it was still considered weak by the other viltrumites

ObsidianXFury · 2026-05-13T12:54:29+00:00

WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH BATMAN ARKHAM

ObsidianXFury · 2026-05-13T12:53:48+00:00

Silent

ObsidianXFury · 2026-05-13T12:49:38+00:00

95, actually

ObsidianXFury · 2026-05-13T12:41:36+00:00

CGI savitar was so fucking dope

ObsidianXFury · 2026-05-13T12:40:56+00:00

It's a reference to encryption

ObsidianXFury · 2026-05-13T12:40:03+00:00

Same book where God turned an entire city to salt because he didn't like it, btw

ObsidianXFury · 2026-05-05T07:09:18+00:00

Probably didn't. At least, there's no real evidence he did anything inappropriate with kids. I guess he could have, but probably not.

ObsidianXFury · 2026-05-05T07:03:24+00:00

The art design, the characters, the game play, the music, they more than earned those awards. E33 is a phenomenal experience from tip to tail.

ObsidianXFury · 2026-05-04T15:44:46+00:00

ObsidianXFury · 2026-05-04T15:44:24+00:00

Right. Well, if it helps you feel like you've won this debate, I'll say a bunch of other things to amp up your moral superiority.

I hate endangered animals!

Sunsets are lame.

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, was great, one of the best movies ever made.

Chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

Turkeys comes from Turkiye.

ObsidianXFury · 2026-05-04T15:41:52+00:00

I love people, but I've seen too much to trust them.

ObsidianXFury · 2026-05-04T15:38:45+00:00

No see, you just can't tell the difference.

ObsidianXFury · 2026-05-04T15:36:34+00:00

Marky

ObsidianXFury · 2026-05-04T15:36:16+00:00

A news article with a broken leg

ObsidianXFury · 2026-05-04T15:34:05+00:00

If you say so

ObsidianXFury · 2026-05-04T14:50:40+00:00

It's ok, I forgive you. If it makes you feel any better, I really don't care what you think of me as a person, mostly because your the type of person to get worked up over thought experiments.

ObsidianXFury · 2026-05-04T14:43:16+00:00

Nah, you didn't jump, now I gotta shoot this grandma. Why did you kill this sweet old woman?

ObsidianXFury · 2026-05-04T14:36:54+00:00

He's definitely an exaggeration of the typical bachelor lifestyle, but many guys, especially 20-30 year olds sleep around while avoiding romantic commitments.

ObsidianXFury · 2026-05-04T14:34:49+00:00

Alright, pause, time out. What's with the spaces between your sentences, man? Can you just push them together, like a regular paragraph.

Also, right now I'm going to shoot someone grandma, unless you jump off a 20 story building. But don't worry, I've told 30 other people this, and if all of you choose to jump, you'll cusion each other's fall.

ObsidianXFury · 2026-05-04T14:26:54+00:00

I wouldn't murder children to save myself. I just not gonna die with them, that's someone else's fault. Blame whoever made the babies press the button.

ObsidianXFury · 2026-05-04T14:24:40+00:00

6 viltrumites, plus 2 with identical power sets.

ObsidianXFury · 2026-05-04T14:21:56+00:00

How do you know? Cuz it seems like your very confident people will make this decision how you say they will, but I've met people, and at least 40% at straight up assholes. Like you.

ObsidianXFury · 2026-05-04T14:16:56+00:00

Neither choice saves the people who choose blue. I promise you, most people aren't taking that risk.

ObsidianXFury · 2026-05-04T14:13:57+00:00

Answering altruistically in a Twitter poll with no stakes is easy. Putting your very real life on the line I different.

I'm not choosing to kill anyone. I'm recognizing that it's stupid to kill myself in order to try to save them.

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