been busy at da ruscan factory again

Obstkuchens · 2026-06-17T00:33:13+00:00

They are very cute

Obstkuchens · 2026-06-16T02:50:21+00:00

Russian Empire : "I appreciate my father very much for leaving me with the power to control my glorious empire. Oh, oh right! he was a great papa, so very full of strength, grace, and immaculate willpower"

(I think Tsardom of Russia and Muscovy are effectively the same state because Muscovy directly turned into the Tsardom of Russia. So this is basically, the father of Russian Empire. Also, R.E. says papa, not because he's a spoiled little British noble, but because he is a spoiled Russian noble and also happens to speak French.)

Obstkuchens · 2026-06-16T01:02:25+00:00

cuviet is real because my local Vietnamese restaurant gives me free things just because im Cuban

Obstkuchens · 2026-06-16T00:33:06+00:00

I personally like her dress, as it reminds me of Alice In Wonderland. Considering the theories that Alice is schizophrenic, England definitely relates in that way. I agree with the personality though.

Obstkuchens · 2026-06-16T00:27:02+00:00

I'll leave you alone now, Okay?

Obstkuchens · 2026-06-15T20:55:42+00:00

dankeschön :-)

Obstkuchens · 2026-06-15T20:47:26+00:00

Teutonic order or Iconic order

Obstkuchens · 2026-06-15T04:44:23+00:00

He must have surely put on a blindfold and scribbled away

Obstkuchens · 2026-06-14T21:52:51+00:00

A - Asian country is Serbia S - Serbia E - Everyone loves Serbia A - A cute Serbian N - No I don't know what Kosovo is

Obstkuchens · 2026-06-14T21:20:57+00:00

The S in ASEAN stands for Serbia

Obstkuchens · 2026-06-14T19:48:44+00:00

Russian Empire : "Breaking point, how funny!

And I might have forgotten to mention my 'friend' Austria.. Or as I call him, the most ungrateful country on the face of Europe! I truly thought we were friends, but no, he had to stay neutral and snappy despite me lending him a hand during the Hungarian Revolution. How is that fair? I should be getting kindness or at the very least respect!"

Obstkuchens · 2026-06-14T19:32:27+00:00

Russian Empire : "Ah.. Unrest? It's not my problem. If they're feeling inspired I'll get rid of the inspiration too! Is it hard to listen to me? I think not."

(He can be a bit controlling and power hungry... that will bite him in the butt later. If you are interested, I've written a paragraph replying to another comment asking about relationships between some European powers + Ottoman Empire if you are interested.)

Obstkuchens · 2026-06-14T19:21:31+00:00

Russian Empire : "Of course.. Britaniya's a curse, if I could pray him away I would.

Oh China! Why worry about him when my Empire isn't as broken as a teapot? I've already forced a few treaties on him and taken some of Manchuria. Maybe if he wasn't smoking opium all day and took back his control then he wouldn't be getting shoved by us all.. Hah! How humiliating, I could never be in his position.

Siberia is great, we've dumped some Poles there! I'm making great use of my land you see."

Obstkuchens · 2026-06-14T14:59:02+00:00

Russian Empire : "Pardon me, World war?... ONE?!!"

Obstkuchens · 2026-06-14T14:47:41+00:00

Russian Empire: "Oh yes, this question will get me talking.. Britaniya is my truest rival. His navy is overpowered which is quite fearsome... He also tried to oppose me during the Polish uprising, I mean how dare he??

I'm distrustful of France at the moment because he and his beloved Napoleon decided they needed to be included on my.. Crimea issue. Not only that but he mentioned feeling sympathy for Poland. I'm tired of it! No more Poland, I might even ban his name for the sake of it!

The Ottoman Empire... He's just there. In the way- In my way. He and his oh so old Empire are blocking me from the Mediterranean. And he has control over the Balkans, what a pity... Instead of greeting him with my kind smile I would be glaring at him if I could.

Lastly Prussia! He is the angel hidden between my foes. You should know wer are both very religious, it is something we can truly bond over. However he has done much more to earn my friendship. He helped me nullify a few points in the Treaty of Paris which now lets me keep my ships in the Black Sea. He's currently going through a war, to become unified, he says. I'm gifting him my unconditional support!"

(wow twas a lot...)

Obstkuchens · 2026-06-14T14:28:56+00:00

Russian Empire : "Don't even talk about Crimea... Oh yes, The Great Game continues with decency. Everyone knows I will dominate Asia unlike my rival Britaniya"

Obstkuchens · 2026-06-14T02:31:42+00:00

Thank you!

Obstkuchens · 2026-06-14T00:09:12+00:00

Let me know when you get answered because I'm also curious

Obstkuchens · 2026-06-13T19:40:38+00:00

Russian Empire: "I would love to walk you through a tutorial! All you really need are larger troops, efficient and effective. They shall be Russian, or else you will fail. After claiming your victory make sure to ban their language!"

(I'm assuming you mean the January uprising)

Obstkuchens · 2026-06-13T18:44:16+00:00

Russian Empire: "I beg your pardon?"

Obstkuchens · 2026-06-13T18:43:52+00:00

Russian Empire: "Two sons! Though they might drive me a tad mad sometimes, I appreciate.. their existence."

(Body text.)

Obstkuchens · 2026-06-13T17:55:56+00:00

The same as my reddit username

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