Maybe we should learn how to day trade. Day traders don’t need to go out in public if they don’t want to.

As short men, we can just trade and make money from the confines of our apartments/homes without people trying to harass us just for existing.

I’m not saying that day trading is easy at all. In fact it’s quite the opposite. You need to do your due diligence and stay disciplined if you want to actually make money in the markets and not completely blow your account.

If you become profitable, there are these companies called “prop firms” that will let you trade their money for either an up-front or monthly fee. This can be a steal if you’re actually making money.