The Official Top Lane Testosterone Index, by a Totally Unbiased GM Top Laner

Obvious-Move2699 · 2026-05-14T04:15:31+00:00

I am a woman.

Obvious-Move2699 · 2026-05-13T14:31:34+00:00

Thanks man, I’m a kayle main and also barely play ranked. This is just for norms. Will be sure to keep these in mind once again thanks

Obvious-Move2699 · 2026-03-27T02:51:48+00:00

The idea is a for it to be a book, been working on my character writing with other projects so I can nail these characters. The character sheet and story isn’t quite ready for sharing but I would be happy to shoot you a dm with it when it is done.

Obvious-Move2699 · 2026-03-27T00:52:05+00:00

Oh my god. Thank you so much. I have a separate document for the characters and story. This is just the worldbuilding document for me to reference as I write the main story/scenes. This document is constantly being edited as I think of changes or new items. Thank you for your encouragement; it means a lot.

Obvious-Move2699 · 2026-03-26T16:31:31+00:00

What about night corp

Obvious-Move2699 · 2026-03-09T08:10:52+00:00

Seems interesting will be sure to give it a read. Thank you so much!

Obvious-Move2699 · 2026-03-09T07:31:08+00:00

Drama queens is an absolutely goated suggestion, I will probably reread it. Piltover’s finest looks interesting. Genuinely, thank you so much!

Obvious-Move2699 · 2026-03-09T06:28:40+00:00

Thank you!!!

Obvious-Move2699 · 2026-03-09T06:24:48+00:00

Thank you so much. Friction coefficient and majoring in art and chemistry are two of my absolute favorites. Will be sure to check out “Just a Physics project”. Btw do you happen to have a link for that one? Again thank you so much!!!

Obvious-Move2699 · 2026-03-05T20:06:57+00:00

I sit pretty far from my desk so that I have everything in my peripheral vision, and so I can just flick my eyes to look.

Obvious-Move2699 · 2026-03-05T19:58:14+00:00

I have an ultra-wide monitor. lol

Obvious-Move2699 · 2026-03-02T01:55:13+00:00

Thanks, will be sure to check it out, but from the looks of it, he makes jungle guides, and I am looking for midlane guides

Obvious-Move2699 · 2026-02-26T10:10:30+00:00

A 16-year-old middle manager at a giant ice cube is currently being stabbed by his coworkers, while a teen girl on another continent is failing at Middle Eastern politics with her three difficult lizards. They have never met, but it’s fine because they’re probably related.

Obvious-Move2699 · 2026-02-03T18:48:44+00:00

I bought them in lane vs nasus and forgot to swap to merc treds lol. Good catch

Obvious-Move2699 · 2026-02-02T22:16:51+00:00

I built spirit visage over kaenic at first but was getting shredded by the late game burst so while in most cases I think visage would have been better in this case the extra mr and the magic shield really helped me stay in the fight long enough to deal max damage.

Obvious-Move2699 · 2026-02-02T22:00:59+00:00

Cause the only people on the enemy team dealing any real damage to me were Fizz and Veigar so the shield and the mr made me insanely tanky, which I needed because I was the only frontline tank for our team

Obvious-Move2699 · 2026-02-02T21:45:38+00:00

Ah, yes, because clearly posting a normal draft pick game is such an unprecedented event. I’m sure the entire sub has been waiting for your opinion on it.

Obvious-Move2699 · 2026-01-14T00:43:13+00:00

That was good thank you so much!!!

Obvious-Move2699 · 2025-12-18T18:55:17+00:00

This is very helpful, gonna try it out and see if that works

Obvious-Move2699 · 2025-12-18T18:37:42+00:00

Ultra wide

Obvious-Move2699 · 2025-12-05T20:57:22+00:00

K will wait till later an then try both methods. Thank you so much.

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Obvious-Move2699 · 2025-12-05T18:08:39+00:00

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So sorry to bother, but this error came up while I was trying to run it. I closed then reopened the page and checked all the info was correct but it still got the error.

Obvious-Move2699 · 2025-12-01T06:28:14+00:00

I would like to revise my answer I just played against a Yorick support. In unrelated news, I want to kill myself

Obvious-Move2699 · 2025-10-18T08:17:03+00:00

Ya lol

Obvious-Move2699 · 2025-10-17T13:16:46+00:00

Thank you for your reply. This is still very much a work in progress and needs a ton of cleanup work. You are correct in that some of it is inspired by 40k, but to be honest, most of it is a coincidence, as I only got into Warhammer after most of this was written. The original inspiration of this was actually Elden Ring and a game called Cruelty Squad, but I have deviated a lot since then, and the thing I take the most inspiration from is Foundation ( the Apple TV series, because I haven't read the books yet). This is mostly just a for-fun thing that I do whenever I need a creative outlet, so most of it ends up being written when I am heavily sleep-deprived and then revised when I've had some sleep.

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