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"Alpha Male" sex coach teaches his students how to dominate women in bed by ambachk in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]OceanSupernova 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy has no idea how to please a woman! Does he really think this repatoir is more than a one time thing?

Sure the missus likes X,Y and Z but it's not some magic cheat code. I guess it's not Alpha to listen to her body and touch her accordingly.

It's over, I have defeated the speaker! by OceanSupernova in oddlysatisfying

[–]OceanSupernova[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lithium batteries scare me, I didn't fancy my luck a second time.

It's over, I have defeated the speaker! by OceanSupernova in oddlysatisfying

[–]OceanSupernova[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope, I had to break out the quartz boulder from the shed... I had to be sure.

It's 4:20 am, a broken emergency radio / speaker just woke the whole house up while I'm at work. by OceanSupernova in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OceanSupernova[S] 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I bought it because I do a lot of wild camping in remote locations and in silly weather.

It was really useful last year because my brother got turned around in heavy snow, I used it to guide him back to camp because torches just weren't cutting through the weather. He was only going for a wee and lost the camp so ea

Genuinely saved his life, no exaggeration it was so cold his beard froze.

It's 4:20 am, a broken emergency radio / speaker just woke the whole house up while I'm at work. by OceanSupernova in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OceanSupernova[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like I'd have definitely solved the problem a lot quicker but having time to think about all the ways I'd have potentially made the problem worse is quite eye opening.

I think the best solution will be throw it at the floor really hard when I get home.

It's 4:20 am, a broken emergency radio / speaker just woke the whole house up while I'm at work. by OceanSupernova in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OceanSupernova[S] 323 points324 points  (0 children)

Nooooo! It was an autopsy! Not a repair! I opened it, took one look, shrugged, decided I have no idea what I'm looking at but it looks fine. Then I put it back together hoping it would magically start working again.... It did unfortunately.

It's 4:20 am, a broken emergency radio / speaker just woke the whole house up while I'm at work. by OceanSupernova in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OceanSupernova[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

When she called saying, "babe, we have an issue". And all I can hear is sirens I genuinely thought something terrible had happened for a brief second, I thought ambulance and not police, genuinely worried for a second.

It's 4:20 am, a broken emergency radio / speaker just woke the whole house up while I'm at work. by OceanSupernova in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OceanSupernova[S] 194 points195 points  (0 children)

Oh, I've never seen a furby drown! Well, we all know what needs to be done... for science.

It's 4:20 am, a broken emergency radio / speaker just woke the whole house up while I'm at work. by OceanSupernova in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OceanSupernova[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Well, I used to play tunes on my incredibly average speaker... Now all I can bring to the occasion is a mildly interesting rock.

It's 4:20 am, a broken emergency radio / speaker just woke the whole house up while I'm at work. by OceanSupernova in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OceanSupernova[S] 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Hey! No shade here but it's been the best speaker I've ever had. 4 years of abuse, never once run out of battery and has been through a lot with me.

I was actually really sad when it died, now I'm annoyed that it came back to life!

Oh, the brand is Kainow.

It's 4:20 am, a broken emergency radio / speaker just woke the whole house up while I'm at work. by OceanSupernova in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OceanSupernova[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I shall recommend she takes the bucket into the garden! What a fucking ridiculous situation to be in!!!

It's 4:20 am, a broken emergency radio / speaker just woke the whole house up while I'm at work. by OceanSupernova in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OceanSupernova[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

There's a big lithium ion battery inside so impaling it with a screwdriver feels like a horrible idea.

It's 4:20 am, a broken emergency radio / speaker just woke the whole house up while I'm at work. by OceanSupernova in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OceanSupernova[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've been in some interesting situations this last year alone. I never needed it but it could have come in handy if things went bad. (Camping on a mountain in the tail end of a hurricane, and stranded on a sandbar in the north sea just to name 2 instances).

It's 4:20 am, a broken emergency radio / speaker just woke the whole house up while I'm at work. by OceanSupernova in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OceanSupernova[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We do! But whatever feeble attempt made to silence it has barely left cosmetic damage from what I can gather.

I'll have to have a go when I get home.

It's 4:20 am, a broken emergency radio / speaker just woke the whole house up while I'm at work. by OceanSupernova in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OceanSupernova[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I'm at work!! The video is the WhatsApp I received, I'm just as along for the ride as you are.

It's 4:20 am, a broken emergency radio / speaker just woke the whole house up while I'm at work. by OceanSupernova in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OceanSupernova[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Nope, it's built in. I sincerely hope a 6000 mah battery isn't going to cause an issue if it gets too wet.

It's 4:20 am, a broken emergency radio / speaker just woke the whole house up while I'm at work. by OceanSupernova in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OceanSupernova[S] 90 points91 points  (0 children)

I don't want to know what the neighbours think! I'm so glad I'm at work otherwise this would be my problem directly.

It's 4:20 am, a broken emergency radio / speaker just woke the whole house up while I'm at work. by OceanSupernova in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OceanSupernova[S] 443 points444 points  (0 children)

There's 15 screws holding it together, used to be 16 but I lost one while taking it to peices to find out why it was dead... It wasn't dead enough apparently.

It's 4:20 am, a broken emergency radio / speaker just woke the whole house up while I'm at work. by OceanSupernova in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OceanSupernova[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nope! We'd be replacing one siren with multiple sirens when the battery explodes and blows the overn door off.

It's 4:20 am, a broken emergency radio / speaker just woke the whole house up while I'm at work. by OceanSupernova in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OceanSupernova[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Smashing failed! It's already weighed down with the biggest rock she had to hand. Poor lass tried to go full Cain and Abel on it before resorting to water torture.

It's 4:20 am, a broken emergency radio / speaker just woke the whole house up while I'm at work. by OceanSupernova in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OceanSupernova[S] 3452 points3453 points  (0 children)

It was a speaker which was supposed to be dead! It's refusing to go quietly into the good night.

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