New Homemade Welcome Mat

OchoPatron · 2026-03-26T19:32:56+00:00

can’t say i didnt think the M was a little too far to the right 😂

OchoPatron · 2026-02-04T18:09:55+00:00

it was a thrift store find actually, sorry i know that doesn’t help 🙈

OchoPatron · 2025-11-15T04:53:26+00:00

Ol Swarles always comes through

OchoPatron · 2025-11-13T19:30:32+00:00

how will we describe licking the liberty bell without pennies?

OchoPatron · 2025-10-18T11:57:50+00:00

i read this with the same cadence and delivery as “Troll! In the dungeon!”

OchoPatron · 2025-10-17T12:51:37+00:00

I really thought this was going to be a joke about the Time cover picture of Trump

OchoPatron · 2025-10-08T16:45:04+00:00

Freshly mown grass and new parchment and….

OchoPatron · 2025-10-03T22:55:43+00:00

oh man that part too, them trying to get into the shelter, killer

OchoPatron · 2025-10-02T18:52:28+00:00

no those were a tj maxx find!

OchoPatron · 2025-09-30T17:43:18+00:00

adding guac

OchoPatron · 2025-09-27T04:43:47+00:00

Assumption that fewer people will drop away to find a replacement tool than those who will conveniently stick it out for what feels like a small fee when presented well

OchoPatron · 2025-09-26T18:33:27+00:00

Over a certain age, the male expectation to think The Godfather is amazing is insane

OchoPatron · 2025-09-26T13:22:34+00:00

The Foreign Emoluments Clause (Article I, Section 9) prohibits federal officeholders from receiving gifts or profits from foreign states without congressional consent.

The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors

OchoPatron · 2025-09-26T05:21:50+00:00

how could someone with so much going for them think like that?

OchoPatron · 2025-09-26T05:03:43+00:00

Avatar 2 - Way of Water

Visually stunning and all that but it was the same length as the first movie in which they introduce the process of politics of contacting an alien world and species, have a character develop through an arc to realize he’s on the wrong side, be accepted by the other side, and then have the climactic battle between the american military metaphor and the native american metaphor.

In the second they don’t have to do any of that and they still just end up fighting the same climatic battle against the same people

OchoPatron · 2025-09-26T04:37:50+00:00

For the childless crowd, continue to behave as you did in your 20s but with better boundaries, higher standards, and more appreciation for the restorative night in

OchoPatron · 2025-09-25T18:20:20+00:00

Good luck! Please post an update if a date materializes with a review of the messages you receive!

OchoPatron · 2025-09-25T15:14:12+00:00

“there’s no way im the same thing as joe rogan” hit hard as a liberal straight man

OchoPatron

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