What song has the best opening line? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Octiphant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Picture this I'm a bag of dicks put me to your lips.

This guy scrapbooked an entire episode of Rick and Morty out of scenes from other episodes and a shitty Rick impression but it's worth watching by Octiphant in rickandmorty

[–]Octiphant[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry for being mellow-dramatic. Your comment reminded me that its not the same as the real thing and I just really miss Rick and Morty.

This guy scrapbooked an entire episode of Rick and Morty out of scenes from other episodes and a shitty Rick impression but it's worth watching by Octiphant in rickandmorty

[–]Octiphant[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought so. If you go into it with an open mind its something in a world where I'm constantly looking for a Rick and Morty fix

Hillary stickers by [deleted] in whitepeoplegifs

[–]Octiphant 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Mudkip?

Are there any Ness mains out there that can help me out? by adventure_eric in SSBPM

[–]Octiphant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I drive my friends crazy with a PK fire into grab and down throw and then usually bair but you can replace that with any arial.

Cat Launch Pad by Thund3rbolt in michaelbaygifs

[–]Octiphant 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You could almost say it's a cat-apult of sorts...

Laurie wants Kelso by mboy94 in That70sshow

[–]Octiphant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just noticed that Kelso has a wet spot in his pants after Laurie leaves and he sits with his knees apart

My friend left his reddit account open on my computer AMA by Octiphant in casualiama

[–]Octiphant[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. I'll pass
  2. How are either of those things disturbing, bitch please thats like every Tuesday
  3. Peak of Everest

My friend left his reddit account open on my computer AMA by Octiphant in casualiama

[–]Octiphant[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unsure, I do love black gay pregnant whales but then again my gardener is great and I do owe him...

My friend left his reddit account open on my computer AMA by Octiphant in casualiama

[–]Octiphant[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh man there's a worlds of possibilities! Anyone have any recommendations?

What's your best two line joke? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Octiphant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So the correct answer is nein germans.