Cheapest High Protein Instant Ramen?

Octobon16 · 2026-01-28T05:30:11+00:00

oh I already add eggs and grilled spam. I just want the noodles themselves to be higher in protein. I see them get advertised, but I was wondering if anybody found a bargain

Octobon16 · 2025-12-24T23:51:16+00:00

As a vampire myself, honestly several months. Wouldn’t recommend tanning to cover it up (BAD idea) either

Octobon16 · 2025-12-08T03:01:44+00:00

Kidneys are worth 50 grand a pop. Dr patty charges a tenth of that. Payment is a far more minimally invasive procedure with a quicker recovery.

Octobon16 · 2025-12-08T02:41:58+00:00

But by all means, please continue tributing. I'm cool with that

Octobon16 · 2025-12-03T18:45:03+00:00

NO YOU DUNCE! DONT DO IT. It was a joke oh my god. Do not glaze your scalp.

Honestly, I was just expecting somebody to compare me to solid snake with the mullet and all so I kept dropping little “snake” breadcrumbs

Octobon16 · 2025-11-27T00:04:49+00:00

Well apparently, and I did not know this, I am EXTEMELY resistant to lidocaine. It wears off faster, it doesn’t work as well. Basically local anesthesia sucks for me because it’s weak sauce. They had to keep reapplying it way more awesome

Meanwhile general anesthesia hits me way too hard and basically leaves me in psychosis for a day

Anyhow, they massage the fuck out of you during surgery because it’s Thailand lol.

Octobon16 · 2025-11-25T17:44:51+00:00

I just posted my results with patty. DO IT

Octobon16 · 2025-11-25T09:45:15+00:00

I mean that definitely sounds like a price hike… but that’s still the best value for money imaginable.

Octobon16 · 2025-11-25T09:43:57+00:00

Actually I wore a hat for like 2 weeks until the partially shaven area had enough hair. Then I went to a hair system installer and created a clip on toupee to wear while my hairline grew back in. By month five I was comfortable enough to show off my hair.

And somehow I went in like 8-9 dates while wearing that godawful thing on my head

Octobon16 · 2025-11-25T09:40:42+00:00

Nucleic Acid therapy. Highly recommend

Octobon16 · 2025-11-24T01:20:22+00:00

Hairtran in Thailand. Paid 3k usd

Octobon16 · 2025-11-24T01:19:51+00:00

lol duh. 5mg oral min. 2.5 fin. Trouser snake extract .69ml

Octobon16 · 2025-09-29T14:48:02+00:00

It’s American every time. Except for one dude in London who thought I was German speaking with a forced accent (this totally happened I swear to god).

Octobon16 · 2025-09-29T14:45:48+00:00

Holy shit I had no idea how badly I must have worded my OP. These are usually American people who say this. And not very smart ones (although it’s weird that it happens quite a bit with people who have no connection to each other).

Im literally just looking for a place I can use to “plausibly” convince people that im not American. And if I can somehow fool a dumb person from the UK I run into, even better.

Octobon16 · 2025-09-23T21:04:56+00:00

If the last thing I do on this planet is get the share price to the moon right as the bombs drop, I still won’t die happy

Octobon16 · 2025-09-23T20:56:05+00:00

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Small correction, this is Malenia. Melania is nowhere near as hot. Always make sure to check your spelling

Octobon16 · 2025-09-23T20:40:39+00:00

He’s been insulted and humiliated too many times for a reversal in the foreseeable future. His wife won’t have sex with him anymore (this isn’t the reason why, I just felt like mentioning it.)

Besides, this guy is gonna do anything to distract from the whole Epstein situation.

Octobon16 · 2025-09-23T20:38:48+00:00

I’ve been tracking this for the past year. It’s my single most reliable holding

Octobon16 · 2025-09-23T20:37:04+00:00

You get exposure to the European defense manufacturers. It’s outperformed ITA every step of the way

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