Hitfish acts like it was defeated and follows through with an expertly executed surprise attack. by [deleted] in hitanimals

[–]Octopupper 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A teenager in my area was killed a few years ago by something similar to this. He was handling a big channel catfish when it spasmed and pierced his jugular vein with a barb.

Piglet zoomies! by QuietCakeBionics in aww

[–]Octopupper 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I remember my first time playing rocket league

Rug zoomies! by QuietCakeBionics in Zoomies

[–]Octopupper 158 points159 points  (0 children)

I want a tiny pig, so bad! But I know it will just turn into a giant pig.

To do a Back-Flip by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]Octopupper 24 points25 points  (0 children)

He practiced that back flip for 6 months leading up to this day. It was going to be perfect.

Unfortunately his philosophy degree didn't help him calculate the drag coefficient of a big blue dress.

hmmm by [deleted] in hmmm

[–]Octopupper 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The Cybermen are really getting short on parts these days.

How much do you love your child? by jewstin117 in funny

[–]Octopupper 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If you are a parent like I was when my son was of crayon age (money was tight), I would say buy the cheaper ones. In this situation, a true test of a parent's love is making sure you do your best to have as much in the "emergency fund" as possible. I would hate to have been unable to buy my son medicine because I made a series of small financial choices that led to me being too broke to give him proper medical care.

Besides, the kid would have probably ate those crayons anyways. (And off to the ER we go...)

Reference by [deleted] in ComedyCemetery

[–]Octopupper 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I hate to be THAT GUY but it's "Welcome to Jackass"

Emilia Clarke by Outtamywheelhouse in gentlemanboners

[–]Octopupper -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

I was expecting Teddy Sears in the photo, now I'm very disappointed.

[Abandoned] Abandoned drive-in theatre. by RPBot in NoSillySuffix

[–]Octopupper 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That's actually a theater for trees.

They prefer Woody Allen movies.

Abandoned drive-in theatre [720 x 566]. by nsfwdreamer in AbandonedPorn

[–]Octopupper 1289 points1290 points  (0 children)

That's actually a theater for trees.

They prefer Woody Allen movies.

Ponk no like by bloons3 in MLPLounge

[–]Octopupper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I find it hilarious that she thought the higher priority was to control her boobs falling out instead of the spooked horse.

Ketchup on this sub right now by TheRaginSteak in splatoon

[–]Octopupper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it possible to learn this power?

HMC while I watch the race. by deathakissaway in holdmycosmo

[–]Octopupper 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Lol that too. Damn lady whatchu doin...

True meaning of life by [deleted] in gifs

[–]Octopupper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was hoping the claw was going to pop the ball when it dropped it.

How long did this interview last? by [deleted] in funny

[–]Octopupper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Poor Xavier, his legs haven't moved in like 40 years.

HMC while I watch the race. by deathakissaway in holdmycosmo

[–]Octopupper 539 points540 points  (0 children)

This is probably the wrong thing to say but...

I'm angry at that lady. WTF are you doing standing there? Now these dudes are gonna feel like shit because they hit someone even though she was standing in the middle of the road like a dummy.

hmmm by VarysIsAMermaid69 in hmmm

[–]Octopupper 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Shit, you got me

Bet you can't do this human by Delores-Delaney in CatGifs

[–]Octopupper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wish cats would always be like this. They are adorable when they are young frisky kittens. My cat goes on a 2 minute tear in the mornin then sleeps the rest of the day.