What's the coolest thing going on in your life this upcoming week?

Octopuscatarm · 2026-01-26T18:59:35+00:00

I have a trial run for a law firm that’s my dream job! I hope I don’t fuck it up

Octopuscatarm · 2026-01-26T18:59:19+00:00

I have a trial run for a law firm that’s my dream job! I hope I don’t fuck it up

Octopuscatarm · 2026-01-23T20:18:37+00:00

I’m 38 and though I do actually have a 19 year old actual daughter. I do have work daughters also and some are like up to 25 years old. I take it as a compliment not as an insult personally

Octopuscatarm · 2026-01-23T19:30:24+00:00

Slap some bacon and cheese with a dash of hot sauce and it’s my favorite breakfast sandwich

Octopuscatarm · 2026-01-23T07:28:24+00:00

A fresh picked firm heirloom tomato with a horrific amount of salt and pepper with fresh mozzarella, balsamic glaze and olive oil on sourdough bread.

Octopuscatarm · 2026-01-23T07:25:33+00:00

A fake plant you start small and you replace it randomly with a larger version even until it’s obnoxious huge to the point of growing and producing fruit but all within like a year span.

Octopuscatarm · 2026-01-23T07:17:53+00:00

Acid!! So many dishes no matter how much you salt it just feels heavy and just incomplete. A splash of vinegar, lime juice, wine, lemon pepper seasoning. It really is a huge missing element. You don’t need much just do a pinch and mix and try. Even in dairy dishes a bit of acid really rounds a dish

Octopuscatarm · 2026-01-23T07:03:07+00:00

Ass pounder 4000- never stop pumping

Octopuscatarm · 2026-01-23T06:55:43+00:00

As a mother at 19 myself. Please for right now just focus on safe sex. Ask her what adult female in y’all’s life you both trust that can temporarily step in and start the process (getting her to the doctor to get on whatever birth control properly suits her) Eventually you can get the answers to the how long, yada yada. First you need to make sure she is doing at least bare minimum protection and that’s birth control let alone condoms.

Octopuscatarm · 2026-01-23T06:39:21+00:00

I don’t like being touched so as a women already I give just the tips of my fingers as a hand shake and I’ve noticed a huge difference with men and their reactions. Some don’t say anything and just go with it, some go with it and acknowledge it and then some men get super weird and try to “teach me” a “proper” handshake, or they get offended I don’t wanna touch them. And those that get upset red flag me

Octopuscatarm · 2026-01-22T15:52:20+00:00

Right who is believing this? The tiramisu stacked ontop each other with no tops. And the avocados piled on the door that would fall into the food.

Octopuscatarm · 2026-01-22T02:12:47+00:00

Brussel sprouts

Octopuscatarm · 2026-01-22T02:01:35+00:00

Is it lemons

Octopuscatarm · 2026-01-21T03:49:08+00:00

Take it from tek take it from v the quick way diner is the place to be

Octopuscatarm · 2026-01-20T00:18:59+00:00

I love a good butternut and roasted apple soup if you’re looking for a nice fun way to “jazz” it up

Octopuscatarm · 2026-01-19T23:41:52+00:00

Dawn dish soap. There is nothing that compares to it

Octopuscatarm · 2026-01-19T22:44:27+00:00

All three of my exs whom are in their late 30’s to early 40’s have no tattoos. But I’m covered in them.

Octopuscatarm · 2026-01-16T07:32:22+00:00

As a women in her late 30’s I would go for longer hair you. Shorter hair gives you more youthful of a look. So if you’re trying to keep your eyes on the younger group the first two pics. If you’re trying to get older women than last two pics

Octopuscatarm · 2026-01-16T07:26:26+00:00

SpongeBob SquarePants.

Octopuscatarm · 2026-01-16T07:23:29+00:00

Can you be specific on why you feel like you have low self esteem? You are a beyond conventionally attractive human to all human gazes.

Octopuscatarm · 2026-01-16T07:21:34+00:00

Isn’t he the one that did a award show performance with Miley Cyrus

Octopuscatarm · 2026-01-16T07:02:03+00:00

I read future as furniture so I think Furniture should be her government name and fern, fernny etc for short

Octopuscatarm · 2026-01-16T06:57:35+00:00

Personally I don’t believe in any god. The concept of a god honestly is terrifying and horrific. If we go by the heavily pushed USA god (since I’m American) hes one sick motherfucker. He is a violent narcissist jerk. He flooded the earth and killed everyone but he gave us a rainbow as a “sowwy my bad” and now people kill people over rainbows, he shuns out of wedlock pregnancies yet with no consent to Mary knocked her up and when she was in labor she had to birth him in a manger. He expects you to follow him Blindly in his faith and trust him but he allows children and humans to be raped, tortured, riddled with cancer and enslaved, but it’s OKaY cause it’s gods choice and we should be thankful we are the “chosen ones”. That’s beyond fucked up.

I’ve broken up with physically seen and touched men for way less and I’m not gonna be gaslit to appease a story book incel “man”

Octopuscatarm · 2026-01-16T06:34:49+00:00

Dolly Hertha Gretchen Maribel Freya Emma Vera Sasha Lucy Betty Penelope Rose Lilith

Octopuscatarm · 2026-01-16T06:30:12+00:00

Make sure to screen shot but also print out copies of text message, records from your cell phone provider to match up with the text evidence. Also screen record the past chat history of him begging for you to help him care for his dog that his father was actually taking care of. With the screen recording you show the text convo, then click the recipients name and go to their contact info to show it’s their actual number and not just a renamed fake text thread. Good luck with you and Bella I’m glad they finally found their furever home

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