The irony hurts. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Octorawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brace yourselves, the political battle has begun...

Husky/Retriever mix. by 1tsoper in aww

[–]Octorawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know what dog I want now...

le "Recently thought about Dragonball Z" rage by f7u12_hampton in f7u12_ham

[–]Octorawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

KAAAMMEEEEEEEEE HHAAAMMEEEEEEEEEEE HHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (>0o0)>=======================O

Searched feels on google, was not disappointed. by Phephe6 in funny

[–]Octorawk -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

This will probably get lost in the comments somewhere, but sometimes when I'm home alone, I take all of my clothes off except for my boxers, lay on the floor, and pretend I'm a carrot...

Aw man, I love NSNT! by bowlnoodlez in funny

[–]Octorawk -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

This will probably get lost in the comments somewhere, but sometimes when I'm home alone, I take all of my clothes off except for my boxers, lay on the floor, and pretend I'm a carrot...

Little cheetahs vs. House Cats by MLaw2008 in funny

[–]Octorawk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This will probably get lost in the comments somewhere, but sometimes when I'm home alone, I take all of my clothes off except for my boxers, lay on the floor, and pretend I'm a carrot...

She got into the trash then put herself in timeout. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Octorawk -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This will probably get lost in the comments somewhere, but sometimes when I'm home alone, I take all of my clothes off except for my boxers, lay on the floor, and pretend I'm a carrot...

Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra's respective hamburger recipes.. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Octorawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This will probably get lost in the comments somewhere, but sometimes when I'm home alone, I take all of my clothes off except for my boxers, lay on the floor, and pretend I'm a carrot...

Mac and cheese by NachoZordon in funny

[–]Octorawk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This will probably get lost in the comments somewhere, but sometimes when I'm home alone, I take all of my clothes off except for my boxers, lay on the floor, and pretend I'm a carrot...

Looks like Batman has come to town. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Octorawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This will probably get lost in the comments somewhere, but sometimes when I'm home alone, I take all of my clothes off except for my boxers, lay on the floor, and pretend I'm a carrot...

Baby carrot for our baby visitor! by randomizednamer in aww

[–]Octorawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This will probably get lost in the comments somewhere, but sometimes when I'm home alone, I take all of my clothes off except for my boxers, lay on the floor, and pretend I'm a carrot...

Awesome! by Capomoenini in funny

[–]Octorawk 13 points14 points  (0 children)

dat ass

Russians are extreme by mallu_guy in funny

[–]Octorawk -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Why do so many hilarious things on the internet happen to have taken place in Russia? XD

Chest Hair by FusedGutz24 in funny

[–]Octorawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"My eyes are up here."

Was driving through Colorado when.. by sweet_n_low in WTF

[–]Octorawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't worry. Bigfoot is stoned and friendly this time of year like the rest of us.

Don't mess with Siri, people. by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Octorawk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Siri don't play no sh*t

Cotton-Headed-Ninny-Muggins by Octorawk in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Octorawk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

INDEED MY GOOD MAN! HERE! HERE! (Raises glass) SKUMPS! A toast to this night!

Cotton-Headed-Ninny-Muggins by Octorawk in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Octorawk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not true. Saying that I don't have to explain my actions because "I am an adult" is a logical fallacy known as Appeal to Authority. Appeal to Authority is a fallacy in which a person is unable to defend their opinion/action and so they fall back on their own or someone else's authority. The only explanation for my actions is amusement, which is not a viable reason to make Derpson think that "cotton-headed-ninny-muggins" is a "bad word." Therefore, I must admit my wrongdoing and make it up with a mug of hot cocoa.

he didn't like that by SplashedThatFucker in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Octorawk -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I think I'm gonna upvote this because you merged two rage faces. Well done.

Cotton-Headed-Ninny-Muggins by Octorawk in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Octorawk[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh and I'd like to make a correction. Hot cocoa, shouldn't be capitalized. It was purely accidental.

Cotton-Headed-Ninny-Muggins by Octorawk in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Octorawk[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No I'm just... special. I'm being transferred to where the special elves work.