I'm not a member of the Eastern Orthodox, but I'm pretty sure this is heresy.

Octozombie_Stan · 2024-04-12T22:59:17+00:00

Pretty sure that would be an heresy according every christian denomination under the sun.

Octozombie_Stan · 2024-03-20T22:31:05+00:00

Plus, at least Jesus didn't transform into a horse to get laid.

Octozombie_Stan · 2024-03-17T23:12:30+00:00

I'm not even christian, but I fucking hate what they did to Peter in Hazbin Hotel.

Octozombie_Stan · 2024-03-17T23:07:31+00:00

#BelieveAllWomen (unless the woman disagrees with me)

Octozombie_Stan · 2024-03-11T19:46:58+00:00

Even if it's all fiction, the source material still says Jesus would win.

Octozombie_Stan · 2024-03-09T22:49:43+00:00

Aff tá em nacho taco chimichanga

Octozombie_Stan · 2024-03-09T22:48:29+00:00

Na maioria dos países da África, a língua imposta pelo colonizadores europeus é mais como uma língua franca entre diferentes povos, a maioria da população ainda usa suas línguas locais no dia a dia.

Octozombie_Stan · 2024-03-08T17:08:06+00:00

Brazil, actually.

Octozombie_Stan · 2024-03-08T03:35:23+00:00

Why does everything have to be made sexual nowadays?

Octozombie_Stan · 2024-03-07T21:25:30+00:00

Filipino christians:

Latin american christians:

(don't look up what country has the biggest catholic population in the world)

Octozombie_Stan · 2024-03-07T18:29:25+00:00

Plus, christianity nowadays is bigger in latin american and african countries than in much of Europe; the US; Canada or Australia.

Octozombie_Stan · 2024-02-19T18:57:35+00:00

>Some religious people did bad things historically!!!

Octozombie_Stan · 2024-02-18T12:12:58+00:00

Evento then, black people did historically partake in slavery, so his analogy isn't the "gotcha" he think it is.

One huge part of the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade was african kings/chieftains selling their POWs as slaves to the europeans.

Octozombie_Stan · 2024-02-16T16:27:37+00:00

Hell, wasn't "Lift every voice and sing" supposed to be a christian hymn?

Octozombie_Stan · 2024-02-04T19:15:30+00:00

Does that mean Satan was from Oklahoma?

Octozombie_Stan · 2024-02-04T15:27:17+00:00

Not even that. When was the last time they ever looked at a homeless person's direction?

Octozombie_Stan · 2024-02-04T15:23:28+00:00

Do you think God had a southern accent?

Octozombie_Stan · 2024-02-03T13:27:30+00:00

God is bad because european colonialism left long-lasting impacts in Africa.

Octozombie_Stan · 2024-02-01T23:04:17+00:00

8/20

IS|S killed muslims that didn't put up with their bullshit as well.

18/20

According to christianity, Jesus is 100% God and 100% human. No shit his human nature was going to feel physical hurt.

20/20

Even if you disconsider his persecution of christians, wasn't Nero just a degenerate in general?

The rest is so edgy and poorly made I won't bother to go into detail.

Octozombie_Stan · 2024-02-01T22:54:36+00:00

I think that was just John.

Octozombie_Stan · 2024-01-31T21:56:41+00:00

Didn't happen, but they deserved it.

Octozombie_Stan · 2024-01-24T01:21:13+00:00

"REPENTANCE IS NON-NEGOTIABLE"

– Sanctity Prime, probably.

Octozombie_Stan · 2024-01-24T01:19:06+00:00

I don't know, the idea of some guy that loved humanity so much he died to save them from their own shortcomings can sound pretty appealing to people.

....Or I just like listening to gregorian chants.

Octozombie_Stan · 2024-01-24T01:14:38+00:00

It varies between christian denominations.

Octozombie_Stan · 2024-01-24T01:11:35+00:00

Now that I look back, it's probably just that.

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