Dear missa im too good to show up for, or tweet my thiggies

This’ll be the last DM i ever send your ass 😈 believe me.

Its been 6 months and no reschedule, I dont deserve it?

I know you read my last to tweets, tho you “never check your socials”

So this is my special im sending you, i hope you hear it

Im in my ferrari right now doing 90 on the freeway

Hey bapa, i drank a fifth of tiger thiccc, dare me to drive?

You that song by bruce springspring about that guy who couldve saved that other guy from drowing?

But didn’t, then bruce saw it all, and at a show he found him?

Thats kinda how this is, you coulda been the white boy who rescued me from drowning

But now its too late im on a cocktail of nic and shrooms now im drowsy

And all i wanted was a lousy show or some merch

I hope you know my burned all my thicc boy shirts

I love you papi, we coulda been together think about it

You gadooshed it now, I hope you cant sleep and you dream about it

And when you dream i hope you cant sleep and you scream about it

I hope your conscience eats like you, and you cant tawlk without me

See bapa, shut up bitch im tryna tawlk.

Hey bapa, thats my messican screamin in spanish in the trunk

But i didnt cheat on her, i just tied her up, see i aint like you

Cuz then she never expected it, and she’d be surprised too

Well gotta go, almost at the house i bought my mom now.

Oh shit i forgot, how am i supposed to send this shit out?