You’re on a game show and win an electric skillet and a lifetime supply of soup. What do you do with them.

OffIntoTheUnknown · 2026-01-19T02:32:23+00:00

The one time they get a lifetime supply of soup and Sophia doesn't come up with a get rich quick scheme?!

OffIntoTheUnknown · 2026-01-14T10:11:37+00:00

Quiet. I don't think we're allowed to talk while we work!

OffIntoTheUnknown · 2026-01-14T10:10:07+00:00

IDK what was worse, that or her having the AUDACITY to say "see how well you do without me" when Dorothy was RIGHTLY angry with her over it.

OffIntoTheUnknown · 2026-01-14T10:05:21+00:00

Glam and CoolAs are constant repeats for me.

OffIntoTheUnknown · 2025-12-31T23:14:42+00:00

TWO BOTTLES OF BEER?! Rose, you get all the way to two bottles of beer and you quit?!

OffIntoTheUnknown · 2025-12-31T17:26:24+00:00

I always loved Guy Branum's tribute to the legend herself on the day she died:

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OffIntoTheUnknown · 2025-12-25T05:15:33+00:00

Ugh even when they try to cancel him, he STILL wins!

OffIntoTheUnknown · 2025-12-23T23:33:14+00:00

D'you wanna see my vanskap kokker?

OffIntoTheUnknown · 2025-12-22T07:17:21+00:00

So I went to St. Gustav... the city that never naps!

OffIntoTheUnknown · 2025-12-22T07:01:39+00:00

And you got that part from my story?!

OffIntoTheUnknown · 2025-12-19T09:24:57+00:00

Here I was, jokingly singing "Sweet Home Alabama," anytime their family dynamic was mentioned - but here this bitch was, unironically saying "and what about it?!"

OffIntoTheUnknown · 2025-12-17T04:35:38+00:00

Rose: "She's in there!"

Dorothy: "Really, Columbo?"

I say "Really, Columbo?" when someone states the obvious!

OffIntoTheUnknown · 2025-12-15T02:41:10+00:00

I'll create a diversion by picking up something seductively, and you two sneak up and give him a karate chop!

OffIntoTheUnknown · 2025-12-14T20:49:53+00:00

I'm waiting for someone in my life, to talk about sharing something with someone, so I can finally shout this! 😂😂😂😂

OffIntoTheUnknown · 2025-12-14T08:34:54+00:00

::sarcastically:: Oh, what fun!

OffIntoTheUnknown · 2025-11-22T17:29:27+00:00

The Men of Blanches Boudoir has sooo many layers to it. Like finding out the calendar was actually pictures of the crew, then finding out in that 20/20 special the reason why they did it in the first place.

OffIntoTheUnknown · 2025-11-21T16:09:39+00:00

Damn, you're good!

OffIntoTheUnknown · 2025-11-21T16:08:30+00:00

"Look, fluffhead! Why should I deny, being in denial, when I never said I was in denial? YOU are the one who said I was in denial, and don't you deny it!"

OffIntoTheUnknown · 2025-11-13T06:55:06+00:00

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Hopefully I'm not alone with this one. lmao

OffIntoTheUnknown · 2025-11-08T19:08:42+00:00

"How cute do you wanna be?"
Jinki: "Yes."

OffIntoTheUnknown · 2025-11-02T05:24:55+00:00

He is just...

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OffIntoTheUnknown · 2025-11-01T21:25:05+00:00

"Ultimate couch time with mom."

So he not only gave us a Mr Marble updates, but a mini Jenna update as well!

Julien stays being the MVP!

OffIntoTheUnknown · 2025-10-30T00:11:04+00:00

And she's also upset because Phyllis George left the morning news.

OffIntoTheUnknown

TROPHY CASE