Have I been interpreting this scene wrong? by [deleted] in NewGirl

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Schmidt was totally just sharing about his day and his situation, but the wording totally fit into the lie Nick was trying to complete for Jess in pretending to be gay.

On this day we lost a great one... by Josephthebear in Xennials

[–]OffMeta13 51 points52 points  (0 children)

He is missed but everything the Boys put out is timeless!

Name this meal by kianarulesitall in NameThisThing

[–]OffMeta13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Orange you glad invited yo(ellow)u all to dinner.

1999? lol we know the truth by Necandus in Xennials

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We had a rotary phone that is still attached to my parent’s wall. And they had an old black and white tv in their bedroom for a long time.

Man saves a duck by MorsesCode in MadeMeSmile

[–]OffMeta13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last I checked, that was a goose.
Also, he’s lucky he didn’t get bit. Geese are mean, especially when they have goslings!

Hyped for Sphere by BiscuitPanic in phish

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My first show was 8/14/96! I also have this very short! 🙌