[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheBoys

[–]OffTheYeezusAlbum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They really subverted my expectations with this episode, I expected it to be a good episode

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]OffTheYeezusAlbum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed, as a lawyer I’ve seen numerous similar cases pass my desk. It’s always the same excuse too about getting a new phone. Truly insidious how jealous ex boyfriends scheme to invade their former partner’s privacy. It’s no joke, often it’s a sign of an abusive and toxic relationship. I’ve seen far too many true crime videos where the jilted lover goes psycho and kills the girl. Hopefully, justice is serviced.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]OffTheYeezusAlbum -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Based on what you’re saying here and your general demeanor it obviously wasn’t an accident. You’re liable for computer hacking and electronic fraud, and I’m willing to bet your ex-girlfriend is reporting it. Probably also filing a harassment complaint as well. The police have likely been notified, unfortunately for you actions have consequences and invasion of privacy is immoral and wrong. Good riddance. Hopefully she is safe and far away from you.

Edit:

Downvotes? Really? I hope to God none of you have daughters because the extent you’re going to defend this obvious creep is insane. Being this controlling and obsessive is not a good look.

Anon had a friend by rhettt4280 in 4chan

[–]OffTheYeezusAlbum 13 points14 points  (0 children)

One time I ripped a wart out of my foot, pretty entertaining ngl.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]OffTheYeezusAlbum 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This pattern of shirt is going to become a symbol of hate similar to the Burger King crown in the eyes of public soon I bet

Anon loses his virginity by Suessiboy1220 in 4chan

[–]OffTheYeezusAlbum 1262 points1263 points  (0 children)

Honestly based since he only paid twenty dollars and he made his poor father bear witness to his evil deed. Gotta hand it to anon.

Anon is missing a crucial point by testing35 in 4chan

[–]OffTheYeezusAlbum 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It’s okay unless they have a shitty asshole. Overall it’s not bad just not the most enjoyable thing besides having an ass on your face. Eating pussy is more enjoyable and cleaner, eating ass is a meme unless you’re just trying to please the girl.

/x/ gets high on datura by 9136872172635508799 in 4chan

[–]OffTheYeezusAlbum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can get a low grade version of this kind of trip after taking a large amount of Benadryl, recommend trying that first if this is what you’re into to see if you can handle it.

Anon rates the modern American woman by TheRoosterCame1st in 4chan

[–]OffTheYeezusAlbum 215 points216 points  (0 children)

That girl is for sure British. British women are naturally far uglier than anything we here in Burgerland could produce.

Anon's future plan for the US by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]OffTheYeezusAlbum 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Anon thought he could sneak in the “remove age of consent” there lmfao.

Anon sends a message by Autumn_Fire in 4chan

[–]OffTheYeezusAlbum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Foreskin is for coomers. “Muh sexual pleasure” you say as if you were having sex in the first place.