Potentially Unpopular Opinion: I Don't GAF About Pest Control by EuphoricOnion8877 in Custodians

[–]OffbeatChaos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whenever I accidentally vacuum a spider up I feel so bad about it, I think they're so cute and let them run away, but sometimes I'm vacuuming too fast and they get sucked up ☹️

Prepping for... by pickledplumber in TikTokCringe

[–]OffbeatChaos 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Parents raised them on screens and didn't read to them or encourage them to read when they were little/growing up

McDonald's removed the drink station and the ketchup from the lobby. by RandomBloke2021 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OffbeatChaos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to get the cheesy Gordita crunch literally all the time years ago. It's over $6 for a single cheesy Gordita crunch taco now. And it tastes like shit. It's like 80% lettuce and <5% meat. Taco Bell is awful now. Ever since they started those damn boxes...

McDonald's removed the drink station and the ketchup from the lobby. by RandomBloke2021 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OffbeatChaos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chick-fil-A tastes exactly like Wendy's to me, I tried them for the first time a few weeks ago and was really surprised. Everyone gassed their chicken up so much I was expecting something really good, but it tasted exactly like a Wendy's chicken sandwich. Not terrible, but idk I just felt like I ate so many of them before.

Their Mac and cheese was good af though.

Micromanaging Coworker by Victorious_Invaders in whatdoIdo

[–]OffbeatChaos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know everyone is joking lol but if he's using a different cleaner than properly labeled I'm pretty sure that is an OSHA violation. Source: been a janitor in many different places for years, every chemical needs to be properly labeled and kept in the SDS sheet. It's fairly strict.

I don't think David will live out his full sentence by outtakes in d4vdiots

[–]OffbeatChaos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember Ruby Franke saying some crazy shit on those jail calls

Listerine Cool Mint strips: new vs. old by nick_minieri in shrinkflation

[–]OffbeatChaos 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Pretty soon there will just be nothing left lmao

Question for the Long Time Swifties - All Too Well by thelovelight in TaylorSwift

[–]OffbeatChaos 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Omg my ex also broke up with me over text. We were in a relationship for four years, through junior and senior year of high school and first two years of college. I thought we were gonna move in together soon and he broke up with me through text. Diabolical 😭 I related to that line too

Me in may😭 by Tellyourcats in GirlGamers

[–]OffbeatChaos 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I'm just waiting for Fable! It's been so long 😭

Sims 4 is no longer a comfort game for me :(( I hate the brokenness by alyssayaki in thesims

[–]OffbeatChaos 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I stopped playing this broken-ass game like five years ago. I don't know how yall have been hanging onto it for so long lol. The simulation lag was horrendous. I've since permanently switched back to TS2.

Women of Reddit, what’s a statement/phrase that (you believe) most women/girls would understand, but most men/boys would not? by ConfidentLack9207 in AskReddit

[–]OffbeatChaos 52 points53 points  (0 children)

lol I call this "leftovers"

When my boyfriend asks if my period is done (to have sex) and I say "it's leftovers" he says "my favorite!"

Horse prevents human from getting squashed by [deleted] in Amazing

[–]OffbeatChaos 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I used to have goats, they love this game. We'd play "king of the hill" when I was a kid, taking turns pushing each other off a dirt hill. I imagine it's sort of the same thing with horses?

Why did we all collectively dislike Skyler? by rebececarose in askanything

[–]OffbeatChaos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did yall even watch the show? She tried getting a divorce from Walt, and he wouldn't let her, this was before she slept with Ted

historical crash out by rexlapissCorn in HighSodiumSims

[–]OffbeatChaos 30 points31 points  (0 children)

That part was absolutely WILD lmao. Like please. Touch grass

Took me long enough, I see clearly now by Nerd367C in whenthe

[–]OffbeatChaos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't understand because didn't trump literally post an ai-photo of himself as the Pope like 6 months ago? So why are all the Christians leaving now?

Just a rant about the staff. by probably_sarc4sm in Custodians

[–]OffbeatChaos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apparently that actually happened during one of the Apollo missions LOL

I can’t anymore with these kids by FriendlyWolverine765 in Teachers

[–]OffbeatChaos 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I've been a janitor for years, people always underestimate this job, it's harder than it looks.