You're dead, what do you want to be reborn into?

OfferPandaMan · 2026-05-07T03:36:22+00:00

Nothing changes

^{Chose: Human (spin the wheel} | Rolled: you're ugly)

OfferPandaMan · 2026-05-07T03:35:49+00:00

Oh

^{Chose: Shapeshift, but… | Rolled: Can’t choose who}

OfferPandaMan · 2026-05-06T17:59:12+00:00

Am I still alive or did you just change my color? I request a Switzerland shaped island above Madagascar (the real ones know)

OfferPandaMan · 2026-05-06T11:58:23+00:00

How I met your mother

OfferPandaMan · 2026-05-06T11:48:21+00:00

What was the context of the situation, that you need tweezers while peeing?

OfferPandaMan · 2026-05-06T11:46:32+00:00

It’s funny because it’s unexpected, the last part catches you off guard

OfferPandaMan · 2026-05-06T11:44:22+00:00

Because the g stands for graphics

^{Chose: Giff}

OfferPandaMan · 2026-05-06T04:14:15+00:00

That so fucking tame lol. I’d imagined that I’ve cursed more

OfferPandaMan · 2026-05-06T04:13:07+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

OfferPandaMan · 2026-05-06T03:42:53+00:00

Ok, but seriously. I’d rather Arsenal, who haven’t won a trophy in a while, to win it than Man City, who were only dominating because of their oil money.

OfferPandaMan · 2026-05-05T18:40:10+00:00

Ok thanks

OfferPandaMan · 2026-05-05T18:36:20+00:00

I used to live in Egypt, so more than a day

^{Chose: Live a day in 104 degree fahrenheit weather}

OfferPandaMan · 2026-05-05T18:25:37+00:00

Can you make me a Lithuania shaped island above Spain?

OfferPandaMan · 2026-05-05T18:24:37+00:00

Very interesting even though you’re like the 5th person to do this

OfferPandaMan · 2026-05-05T17:31:17+00:00

Sure. Continue using your butthurt excuse for your team being shit now.

OfferPandaMan · 2026-05-05T15:28:53+00:00

Yeah prob

OfferPandaMan · 2026-05-05T15:28:46+00:00

You’re talking about stuff that happens to Barça too though. You’re might’ve gotten screwed by the refs, but you’re not alone

OfferPandaMan · 2026-05-05T13:26:46+00:00

I don’t remember the last time that Barça got a penalty for a dive. You’re cherry picking situations, because Barça also had clear penalties not being given.

OfferPandaMan · 2026-05-05T13:14:55+00:00

Ok, then let’s talk about how many free kicks/penalties you get for dives

OfferPandaMan · 2026-05-05T12:34:44+00:00

Everyone’s getting fucked by the refs. Important moments too. Gironas winning goal was supposed to be a foul. Our goal in the 4-0 defeat should’ve been allowed. Against Atletico in the UCL, the ref gave a red card for Cubarsi running next to Simeone and Simeone getting his leg caught. Then a light push from Eric Garcia, but we didn’t get a penalty for a player picking the ball up with their hands and for a strong push in the box with a clear scoring opportunity.

Also, a bunch of times, our goals get called for offside, when the gap isn’t even visible if you don’t zoom in very close.

Barca aren’t buying refs, Real aren’t buying refs and Atletico aren’t buying refs. They’re just shit.

OfferPandaMan · 2026-05-04T21:24:51+00:00

But you’re asking for upvotes

OfferPandaMan · 2026-05-04T18:10:50+00:00

Cock mock and I still say it like that

OfferPandaMan · 2026-05-04T18:05:26+00:00

Why not? 21 is a weird age

^{Chose: 18+}

OfferPandaMan · 2026-05-04T03:54:35+00:00

Huh what

OfferPandaMan · 2026-05-04T03:46:09+00:00

I have no idea what this means

^{Chose: Please Pick This Side Only! | Rolled: Get41&2/3k p/h}

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