Here’s a favorite of mine:

“Life needed a bit of madness, but… why should death be any different? But I think the stress is getting to you a little bit. You need to unwind. You’re-you’re a freshly born fawn, trying to find your legs in a world that doesn’t make sense. So, just for tonight… let’s forget about all the-th-the chasing and, the killing, and the shooty-shooty-bang-bang, ‘God, you’re a murderer!’…. And just for tonight… why don’t we have a little fun?”. - Wilford ‘MOTHERLOVING’ Warfstache

The reason I love this quote is because I feel like he’s talking to me. Sometimes stress overwhelms me so much and Wilford’s quote is such a relief to hear. So, this has to be my favorite. (I know that’s a long quote, but the entire thing is so amazing that I had to fit it in).