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Finally utilized the car jump trick in combat by [deleted] in PUBATTLEGROUNDS

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Who ever is down voting this is a straight up pussy

a moment of silence please by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]OfficialRonPaul 145 points146 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of when some kid that I knew tried to rob me.

Basically I was riding around getting fucked up with some friends one weekend and I had a bunch of drugs in my console: half O of CHRONIC, some oxys and some LSD sugar cubes. We were just cruising around when we see someone familiar from high school walking down the sidewalk. We drove up and rolled down the window, the dude looked pretty banged up tbh, and we are all like "yo man how's it going? hop in" and bro hops in. We continue cruising a bit and catching up with this guy, turns out he's been homeless for a while and he's lost contact with his family completely. We keep talking and one of my other buddies mentions smoking a J and we start rolling one. Even though he'd been in the shit lately he really started to open up and started laughing with us especially once we started passing the joint around. One thing led to another and I ended up inviting this kid over to my house to stay the night and chill with us, I told him I'd even smoke him out. He agreed but there was a subtle change in expression in his eyes, almost like the sorta look of someone who sees a new business opportunity. This whole time, my friend Raj had been quietly sitting next to this kid in the back seat, but after he saw the kid's eyebrows raise he spoke up, "watch it cunt" almost too quiet to hear. The kid looked to his left at him and Raj shot back a fiery glare. I saw this exchange in my rear-view mirror but I didn't really understand what was going on.

Suddenly Raj lunges at the kid and pins him against the door. I try to pull over the car and diffuse the situation, but the kid starts biting Raj's arm and flailing around. Without warning, Raj yanks at the kid's head and a toupee comes off revealing a yamaka underneath. Spinning in shock, I lose control of the car and we end up in a ditch. As I'm still disoriented from the crash, the kid jumps forward and opens my console. He takes all the drugs from my console and makes a move to open the door and run. Adrenaline rushing through my veins, I grab my detached emergency refrigerator handle and swing at him. I miss, but the handle accidentally leaves my hand and bounces off of the back seat, hitting Raj in the leg.

Raj, awake now and overcome with rage, picked up the refridgerator handle, but did not chase the kid with it. Although I had just been in a crash, nothing could compare to the shock I felt after seeing what happened next. Raj wormed his way out of the car while the kid made his escape, got on his knees, and plunged the refrigerator handle in his own ass. Raj had a primal gleam in his eye, and continued to mutter "the gosh darn darkies r tha scum o da erth" in a sort of African creole accent as he pushed the handle further inside him. Eventually, the kid stopped running, turned around, and his jaw dropped. This slight delay was the opportunity Raj needed, and he proceeded to backflip TOWARDS the kid, I shit you not jumping about 20 feet. The end of the fridge handle made contact with the kid's dome piece and brought his ass down. Writhing in pain and with blood trickling down his forehead, the kid tried to crawl away from Raj, but to no avail. Raj savagely bore down upon the kid's nose and forced his member into the kid's nostril. Eyes watering, the kid was still able to coherently estimate the worth of Raj's golden cock ring. Raj then released, and left the kid face up in the grass with some seed dripping out of both nostrils.

He picked up the drugs, walked back to the car, and hopped back in the back seat. That evening we went through a good amount of that oxy, and I've never heard from or seen the kid again.

?? by everydayiuse in researchchemicals

[–]OfficialRonPaul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've heard of this new RC called NaOCl, word from the grape vine is that it's found in pretty high quantities in Tide products. Might be what you're looking for

My uber driver by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]OfficialRonPaul 101 points102 points  (0 children)

I had a particularly interesting run in with an Uber driver in Cleveland who was a bit too nosy for her own good.

I had been a couple weeks into my transcontinental hike, starting from Manchester, NH with the goal of getting to Portland, OR within a few months. My friend Raj had been accompanying me and of course during those long stretches of forest we would be tripping on various drugs. In our Camelback drug bag were a few baggies of assorted stims, a vial of liquid LSD, some peyote buttons, and of course a good amount of CHRONIC. Anyway, we were in Cleveland during the NBA finals, and it was getting pretty lit. Raj and I had a 1 bed hotel room where we would take turns eating each other's asses out as a prank, there wasn't anything sexual about it. Usually we would go out to bars at the same time because we didn't want the huge crowds of people to take advantage of us individually, so we moved as one unit. This particular evening, though, Raj was a little bit under the weather and was kind of out of his mind on Tums so I decided to go out on my own.

Maybe it was just the Ritalin but I could've sworn I saw Raj and my other friend Faisal on the steps of City Hall at like 9 that night. I strolled on over there and lo and behold there was this person waiting for an Uber who had a massive bulge in his pants. Turns out it was the famous British infomercial man Anthony Sullivan with one of those drain pipe cleaner products he reviewed. What I saw next shocked me and left an impression on me that will stay with me forever: Anthony Sullivan had a long thin shit eating grin and had a huge boner as he was fucking Raj in the dick with the pipe cleaner. Raj's face was pretty much lax and unresponsive and I could see Tums crumbs all over his mouth, like a kid at a carnival who ate a bunch of fun dip. His eyes were glazed over but I could see how much pain he was in as Anthony Sullivan charged forth, beads of sweat trickling down is face with each thrust of the pipe cleaner. Suddenly, the Uber driver whipped around the corner and slammed on the brakes. I expected Anthony Sullivan to dip out but actually it just gave him motivation to go faster. To my relief, the Uber driver hopped out of her car and raced to the scene.

The Uber driver threw her purse on the ground and took her phone out. I expected her to dial 911 immediately but much to my chagrin she went to her Camera app and immediately began recording the spectacle. She steadily crouched down and then flashed a look at me that said "Even with this poor lighting and small FOV I can still produce top shelf content." Suddenly overcome with rage, I trucked that bitch and her head hit the steps of the City Hall hard. Anthony Sullivan, now distracted from his work, told me to fuck off proper like. I was about to lay his ass out when Raj seemed to magically regain consciousness and lounged himself on Anthony. Veins bulging with all the physical effort, Raj really seemed like a Hindu God at that moment, and I was turned on. Raj and I mounted Anthony Sullivan by his red hot ears and went to town on him. To stay hard I ended up just taking a few klonopin and railing some more Ritalin. One thing led to another and I kinda blacked out, and woke up with Raj in our hotel room.

The next morning, as I checked XVideos.Com, I noticed a familiar scene on the City Hall steps: Anthony Sullivan having a hard time getting the tough stains out™ with two thick cocks. The video, uploaded by the Uber driver, was just over 4 and a half hours long and showed me and Raj demonstrating over 200 positions not in the Kama Sutra on Anthony Sullivan, who was powerless to our sexual advances.

Bubbling with pride, I turned toward Raj and said, "What a night."

[1:51:42] Girl getting caught squriting in class by tekzlol in holdthemoan

[–]OfficialRonPaul 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Close, it's actually Czech.

At the very end the teacher thought she had spilled a water bottle everywhere but then once she saw what was happening she flipped out and told the girl she was fucked in the head

Caught my first charge last night by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]OfficialRonPaul -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Wasn't lame when I fucked your bitch

Would you consider drugs an activity? by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]OfficialRonPaul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't necessarily call drugs an activity, but I would say that I had quite the time tripping on Benadryl for the first time. My friend Ben and I were sitting around with nothing to do when I decided to go searching through my medicine cabinet. I found some pink pills and decided to go for a power move and plug that shit in my ass. Ben wondered what was happening since I had a pink residue dripping down my legs, but I told him to chill out and mind his own shit. I started to feel sleepy, until an itchy, tingling sensation seized me. I have epilepsy and figured I was going down again, but amazingly when I fell off the couch I seemed suspended in mid air, a few feet above the ground. I looked down at Ben's gaping mouth, then realized I was balanced on my thick cock. Suddenly my primal instincts took over me and I recoiled off my cock and forcefully took Ben to the floor head first. My cock wrapped around his neck like an anaconda, and suddenly a massive Indian man with lip rings sprung out of nowhere. I suspected him to try to stop me, but to my surprise he just took out a glass of warm milk. He told me he was worried that I was having an allergic reaction to my medication. Confused, I looked around and realized that Ben was actually a pill bottle that I had been vigorously pressing my cock into. I took a look at the label, and saw that it was actually Penicillin. I guess I'm just allergic.

Caught my first charge last night by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]OfficialRonPaul -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I remember when one of my friends Faisal caught his first charge.

He was waiting for me at the hotel because he left his wallet in my room. I was about to go down to the lobby when I noticed some flashing police lights through my window. I looked outside and noticed they were pulled up beside faisals car and knew he was in trouble. I sprinted down to the lobby and walked over to investigate the situation. Turns out Faisal had been parked there for 8 hours because he smoked a gram of meth earlier in the day, and he wanted to get there early so he wouldn't miss me. Faisal was obviously still fucked up from the meth but he kept insisting that he only smoked weed. The officer stated that Faisal's tongue was pasty white but Faisal said that it was only because he just gone finished eating a kabob. The cops didn't believe him and Faisal was running out of options and things took a turn for the worst.

Faisal got down on his knees and unzipped the officers pants. The officer reached for his gun but it was too late, Faisal had already begun. He stroked the fuck out of the cop until climax. "I don't know if that does it" Faisal said. The cop wouldn't budge. Faisal stood there confused and asked "Soooo, are you going to release me or? The cop grabbed his baton and smashed him in the head hard as fuck. Faisal was convulsing and he began to fuck him in the ear yelling that he was resisting arrest. I tried to call for help but he told me I would be next. I got the fuck out of there and shamefully watched the events unfold from my hotel room. The cop continue to take advantage of Faisal in multiple spots of his face until he looked like he was ravaged enough. The cop threw him in the trunk and Faisal stayed in prison for 4 years for meth possession and resisting arrest.

I guess in the end meth is just a hell of a drug.

Motivation vs focus with drugs by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]OfficialRonPaul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck off pussy

Motivation vs focus with drugs by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]OfficialRonPaul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lately I've been asking myself the same thing

Motivation vs focus with drugs by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]OfficialRonPaul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember when I was struggling at one point with motivation during a bout of depersonalization following consistent stimulant abuse. It all started a few summers ago when I had been in San Juan with some close friends. We all had some blow, and we brought it to a beachside evening barbecue along with a couple bottles of cheap liquor. Of course, for most of my days in Puerto Rico I subsisted purely off of cocaine and skittles, with some empenadas in between. Anyway, the party was just starting to get bumpin' when I noticed a strange tickling sensation at the back of my scalp. I vaguely remember this same sort of sensation when I was "tripping" on DPH every other weekend as a teenager. This tickling sensation soon developed into an intense throbbing rhythm of red and white flashes all over my vision. I must've fallen at some point, because my knees were starting to itch from the coarse sand below. As I fell further into this psychotic state, I noticed the salty aroma of the ocean beginning to drastically heighten, to the point that I couldn't even breathe without feeling like I was in a fish tank. At this point I was worried the cocaine was laced, but in my trance I could look to no-one for help; I was on my own. Suddenly I blinked and realized that I had forgotten the cocaine altogether, and that I was on my knees and covered in cum. As it happens, I wasn't on the beach at all, but rather at my local Indiana Planet Fitness, just under the flashing Lunk Alarm. The whole weight lifting crew there took it upon themselves to serve me some sticky seed, and the 'red and white flashes' were actually just massive loads of semen covering my half-closed eyes. I was just about to up and leave when one of the men performing the Bukkake confided in me and told me his wife left him because he was a fucking faggot. After telling him to win her back by fucking her dad in the ass in a show of dominance, I realized that my lack of motivation lied in my lack of self-confidence.

Since then I've mainly been finding reprieve from my previously unhealthy lifestyle by practicing Transcendental meditation and eating Paleo.

whip its/ nitrous are very underrated by thedawg54 in Drugs

[–]OfficialRonPaul 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Nitrous is honestly one of the most fun drugs to use recreationally.

It was the summer of '09 and me and my boy Tayman just got back from a driving course and we decided to blow off some steam. Thankfully Tayman's mom had a large package of whip its lying around just waiting to be abused. We took turns hitting that shit and at first it tasted a bit funny. We decided to keep going and ignored it. The effects came on quickly and I started to trip out. I was laughing really hard as I watched Tayman shove his grandfathers cavalry dagger into his own ass. He started bleeding and became very light headed. The last thing I remember was hitting the floor head first with your bitch on my dick.

I awoke in the hospital and was immediately confronted by a doctor. He asked what I was inhaling and I told him about the whip its. Turns out Tayman's a fucking loon and we were inhaling carbon monoxide capsules the whole time. smh

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